Making homeade jackass videos, suggestions?

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Kerflip

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any suggestions you would like for us to do in our videos? my friend justpicked up a digital video cam, and weve begun our own jackass videos.. give us some stunts, well work on them, and well get them up and online.. weve alklready accomplished me on a skateboard, in my skiboots, on ice thrown into a snowbank.. the fall was pretty bad.. did some squating backflips on skiboards on a 2 ft kicker.. painful because of the 2 inches of snow and ice.. give me some ideas, im nuts ill do it.

 
taht was soooooo 2 yrs ago

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

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watch guatemalan persuader hahahahahaha i lvoe that movie

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ilove the smell of napalm in the morning...snow smells good too
 
bah you crazy kanuck.. i wont crush my nuts like them crazy dudes doin super fast spins onto rails and nutting themself.. dsaw that video earlier..

 
umm, jumping to conclusions a bit to fast?

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CP

Northwoods, the ghetto of banff

COC session C

 
That stuff is still fun, but part of the comedy is not having everything planned out. From my experience the stuff that made the most people laugh were the things that really were not planned. Just go into your back yard and wreck yourself. Repeat and add music. Oddly enough that stuff IS two years ago, but fun nonetheless.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
Lets hear it for Canada!!!wooot..' crowds silent.. here come the crickets' yea.. stay in your own country, sometimes i wish you werent connected to us, you parasite country, do you even have your own army? lol. im not going to get into the canadian thing, and i forgot who someone was just sayin just do anything in your backyard.. yea bro it comes along that way... i have some kid stuff like that on tape allready, thanks.. and describe your version of street bowling, i have like 50 ideas spawning from that, thanks bros, GO CANaDA WOOOTTT

 
No. No will will get poked out. Trust me. It wont happen.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
believe me.. i wont do anything life threatning.. i will.. but i plan shit out first as to not get completely f'd.. ill break fingers and stuff, im fine with it.. ive broken fingers a total of 24 times.. im used to it

 
you will get wrecked if you make fun of canadians like at least 30% of this site are canadians

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
not all candians are bad.. just most of them.. but i do have 1 good thing.. God bless maple syrup.. wait.. dont some companys manufacture it in america? oh thats right, whoops.

 
Canadians are funy cuz they say EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH like its a real word

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
dude, dont talk shit about canadians, i am an american, but some of the coolest people i know are canadian, and i think canada is better than america for to many reasons to list. Dont get me wrong, i love america, but i am starting to hate the us government. All are freedoms are going down the drain.

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CP

Northwoods, the ghetto of banff

COC session C

 
yeah, for home videos, you have to make a witty funny video. ive seen some hilarious videos such as jesus vs. darwin battle. thats where youll get big props. jackass is gettn old and they always end up shitty. unless you are kayaking down a fountain in the city it wont be good or funny.

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
prolly

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
i made one 2 years ago for my independent study for media class, it was sweet

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
my only suggestion would be to grow up.

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Bob Marley

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Go fart on some old person. That never gets old.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Hey Kerflip, why the fuck are you bitchin' and talking shit about Canadians for?? On what are you basing your fukin' opinions on...thats right, fukin stupidity. How about for your next stunt you go Fuck Yourself.

*Be Canadian...Eat Beaver.*

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Eat.Sleep.Ski.

*While your body burns they feel no pain, You're all going to die for a government cause But why should we die for the chosen few*

*The More You Risk Youre Life, The More You Feel Alive.*

 
pitch in with some of your friends, and pay a dude to ring the doorbell of the hottest chica in your school wearing and man thong and dancing like some kind of flaming idiot. we did that at my school and then showed it on the daily video bulletin. it was classic.

Always remember. . .Pray for snow
 
ok, so now we have canadians.. and according to this kids avatar..hippes.. on this thread.

i just have one question for you canadian hippes... whats in your pipe.. eyy?

 
My friend have been working on a vid for probably 2 years now. If you wanna see the promo im me at clrumivier4life (aim) It's totally sick.

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SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
first of all dont call it a jackas video. second you cant plan anything. when me and my friends are hangin we just keep the film rolling. thats the only way to be funny, spontanaiety(man i think i just crucified that word). whatever just have fun. and stop the american canadian bitching.

and i awoke, and faintly bouncin round the room, the echo of whomever spoke.
 
who are u calling a hippie? if you are saying it because of the zeppelin icon i fucking hate your ignorant ass. if not, i still dont like your ignorant ass. most canadians are cool as fuck. also their government is a shit load better than ours. its just those fucks up there i hate. they think all americans are 'capitalstic cunts'. they piss me off just as much as anyone else who stereotypes me.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
well i was sorta savin this one for my own video but i was thinkin about buying a whole bunch of bubble wrap and just jumping off stuff and running into eachother at full speed

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Remember, theres no such thing as bad snow! just shitty skiers!
 
I filmed my friend air off our rugby clubhouse on a skateboard and land about 2 metres away from the board and break his arm.

hahahaha it was the funniest shit but i guess you had to be there

 
shoot yourself in the foot with a paintball gun.

drink a gallon of milk in an hour.

swim in a kiddie pool of pudding.

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
pure genius^^

'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
 
all those things that u mentioned are all too easy and not hardcore, right before im playin paintball i alwayz shoot myself in the foot to get my self pumped up

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Remember, theres no such thing as bad snow! just shitty skiers!
 
this may sound crazy, but trust me, it works. alright, heres what you do:

1) drink alot of alcohal

2)get a giant hamster costume

3)steal a school bus (a real one, not the one the special kids take to school)

4)make the drunk kid wear the hamster suit and run down the street

5)make another kid (preferably on acid) chase the hamster kid with the bus

6)make the hamster boy run until he passes out, then run him over

7)back up, run him over again

8)repeat step 7

make sure there is one sober kid to film, it may sound dangerous, but whats more important, your meaningless lives, or the laughter of everyone who gets to watch it?

 
last year i slammed goose shit in my friends face. the best was his reactions and how pissed he was.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
Hahaha.. and yea shooting youself in the foot with paintball.. who hasent done that bro.. i play tourny paintball ,that shit dont hurt lol

But.. play a few games of g string duals, damn thatd be fun considering i have the only gun around where i live that will break 21 balls per second mauhahaha

 
oh yea and by the way i shot a tweety with like 6 thumb tacs through it at my friend.. they stuck into his side.. yea you guys might want to watch that just to see his reaction hahahahaha

 
i would watch that...

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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no problems, ill chug the tobasco and do the lines, and how about i squirt it in my friends eyes instead of drip it into my own.. itl e funnier that way dont you agree?

 
no, it would be funnier if you both did it.

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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fuck a man in the ass.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
take a laxative, then when you have to shit, get a huge enema and walk up to a cop, drop your pants and squirt shit water all over them. Film that and maybe you will be famous... and in jail

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'

 
this recipe requires

1 one school mascot uniform

1 one shopping cartfrom your local grocery store

a few peices of plywood (enough to make a good size jump

1 one crowd high school hallway

1 one good strong friend that can push you around 10 mph

ok so what your going to do is build the jump so you can get it in the doors of your school very easly and a lunch time you climb in to the mascot suit and the cart andgo forit

good luck!!

'I didn't fart. That was my toe poping!'

-my little sister
 
that or you could reinact senes from the Princes Bride that is the most kick ass movie ever made ever

'I didn't fart. That was my toe poping!'

-my little sister
 
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