Make up your own innovative competition

RudyGarmisch

RudyGarmisch

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Rules: Are no rules, just lay down what would make a sick, funny, incredible competition.

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
Mascot Competition:

Each competitor must wear the mascot suit of a local high school, college, or the like. It would be best if Orage or someone big sponsored it too so pro's competed. Who wouldnt want to see Pep Fujas try a 270 disaster in a gorilla suit?

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
Backcountry Day:

A Backcountry Area is chosen around a local ski area. Competitors have a day of prelims to scope out potential shooting sites, building jumps, etc. with all the help they need from staffers, etc.

The next day is the official comp day. Riders have the entire day, dawn to dusk, to throw the sickest trick they can off whatever features they built the previous day. Each attempt is filmed, from angle of riders choosing. At the end of the day, the riders pick through the footage shot of them that day and choose what they think were the best 3. Judges then compare the top threes of each and announce a winner, thus concluding the contest.

This would actually be really cool I think. It would be hard to draw fans to, but it would really just be an amazing comp to participate in. I mean, what would you build if you had any amount of manpower/sledpower and a huge backountry area almost all to yourself?

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
I think this would be sick and was so happy when i saw that the Orage masters was going to be teams but later found out it wasnt going to be as i wanted. Basically its like dual slopestyle. Two identical courses side by side that skiers ride side by side in a knokout comp. Would be awsome and i thnk create more diversity in runs that we see in todays comps.

 
Urban Day:

Same as the last, but its worked out with a city or something that riders are allowed almost full access to the rails/ledges/drops in the city limits. One day to scope, then when nightfalls the riders have 6 hours under darkness to nail thier best urban tricks. 3 best of each rider are taken to the judges, who announce the winner. Riders are shuttled around in sponsored vans to each location during the shoot.

Cities would probably never allow something like this, but it would draw fans like crazy at each spot.

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
Glades slopestyle:

Ultimate Bumps and Jumps brought deep into the bush. Same competition setup, with a glades picked out for the competition. There will be random features such as rails, rock drops, tree taps and maybe even a wallride. Most creative, biggest and stylie line wins.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
rekker has good ideas. i think that the fis should make it madatory that at the bottem of all race courses, there should be a handrail, and unless they clean it with steeze their race doesnt count

And get this, on the news the other day they did a big story about old people dropping dead from heat exhaustion. They urged my community to donate fans to keep them alive!! Tell you what, I'll donate my pubes to shove in their mouths, but I'll be damned if I donate anything electrical or useful. - random net person that i found on a site shown to me by apple

Offical NS Matador
 
An urban slopestyle would be the dopest shit ever.

Like 6 hits in a row, jumps and rails, but in the city.

That'd be my dream.

I hate emo.

 
24 hours of newschoolers.

In one given 24 hour period, have consecutive contests going on at various hills in NAmerica - when I was at Whistler and Jodi was at Blue, an intrawest connection would have worked perfectly. Que cera cera.

It would be a photo/video contest - best pic and vid.

The actual day would be announced via NS.com, and everyone would have 24/48 hours to compile/shoot/film whatever they are going to do. All images must be time-stamped or be uploaded by a certain time - proof must be given that the image was taken in the alotted period.

Footage is uploaded to NS.com, where a judging panel - Doug, Chris, celebrity judges, whomever judge, as do ALL of the MEMBERS that can in a given period. You get one vote on a rating system, or whatever.

Winners for - best video and still - panel judged/member judged/overall.

'The money's in the medicine, not the cure!' Harvey
 
team comp: have like everyone from k2 battle everyone from armada, 4frnt, volkl, head, salomon, etc. transworld snowboard does a similar thing but each team wears a uniform. some peopole wore like dresses and some dressed as ski patrol. its hillarious

 
super all around...

cliff huck

moguls

super g

slopstyle

railjam (including wallride)

bigair

freeski lines

superpipe

quaterpipe

and a pondskim, just for fun

over the course of a week, all competitors get opints for each area, take athletes from all disciplines and pit them against eachother, whoever wins the most points all around wins

-Joe
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Official NS marketing consultant

Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
 
the team idea would be really sick...it would be a super fun way to have all the skiers who share some sponsors competing in groups against each other..i could see that being super fun

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
urban slopestyle, in the bronx, where its nice and hilly

local hill slopestyle, a small local hill is picked, one day in advace, more importantly local east coast parks, guys just come unannounced and have a slopestyle comp and pipe comp........to see how they can ski on terrible condiionts on the east coasts' local parks

Stay Classy Newschoolers
 
i thought you said weiner and i was like are you joking, then i saw winner, and felt good inside.....thank you

Stay Classy Newschoolers
 
a normal freeskiing comp off aerial jumps... Pulling corks and dspins and shit off those things would be crazy.

Another idea is a butter box comp, whoever can do the best trick on, best trick off.

 
A televised comp where anyone can enter BUT pros. There would be qualifying rounds (not televised) to see who would make the finals and the finals would be televised. It would be very good publicity for those not pro, and have scouts from every company there.

 
Tmorry, that might be the best idea I have heard. What happens if there is no pipe?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
take each ski team, 4frnt, ninthward, salomon, k2, etc. give them a van hooked up with laptops with movie editing software and enough room to move the entire team around. then drop them off at mammoth, and give them 24 hours to put together a video, best vid earns that team the title of best ski team around.

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-Chris

'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
'uhhhhhhh'
 
IMYTA thats the best...just pick a rail in the park and everybody session and riders pick winner....it works better int the city. find a good rail and whoeveer does the ebst shit on it gets money then move onto the next rail

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

LOGIC HEADWEAR
 
skiierman, if theres no pipe you have a night time rail/wallride/qp jam.....i would actually really like to see it happen, kinda a cross between a actual big come and plakes down home tour....

Stay Classy Newschoolers
 
some really good ideas. 4d i kinda like that idea of pros making their own video. i think each one would have alot of personality as well as sick skiing

www.mauiimedia.com

P.O.W.D.E.R.

Playas Of Winter Downhill Expert Riders
 
yeah, it would also show which pros are truely consistant, landing shit nonstop, as opposed to just hucking and landing crazy things 1 out of 10 tries. 24 hours isnt a whole lot of time, especially while trying to coordinate with your filmers and moving from park to bc to uban etc.

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-Chris

'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
'uhhhhhhh'
 
that whole bronx idea GOD DAMN MOTHA FUCKA thats a good idea

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
what i think would be a good i dea would be i don't know if the person above me said it cause i'm kinda taking there idea. Salomon, rossi, 4 frnt and all the other ski companys who want to send representatives and could have this comp like the orage masters except its a company that wins and have it aired so the company who wins gets huge publicity this can't be an invite comp because all company send who they want a minnimum of 2 athletes per company. That would be so cool slopestyle, big air, pipe and the judges would be pro and no fis rules. Also open to public.

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
hip-quarterpipe

doubles quarterpipe. single hit. like doubles vert in skating only single hit

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
how about a switch moguls comp. everyone had to ride the moguls switch and land switch off of jumps

MMM MMM BITCH

candide is a pimp, and the ski companies are his hoes.- blackcat

Does the money-factor come into play here?

Of course!!! Realistically, my career is short and I want to prepare my post-skiing career as best as I can.- Candide Thovex on the rumors that he changed to rossi for the money

 
or maybe a doubles half pipe

MMM MMM BITCH

candide is a pimp, and the ski companies are his hoes.- blackcat

Does the money-factor come into play here?

Of course!!! Realistically, my career is short and I want to prepare my post-skiing career as best as I can.- Candide Thovex on the rumors that he changed to rossi for the money

 
i think a Pig style thing, like 270 on then you ahve to throw a 270 on if you fall you get pig, land and keep goin

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
huge scavenger hunt, get a night to do it, and theres all kinds of things you have to video, like a 270 onto a rail, tree tap, cliff drop, cork 7, ect. each thing is worth a certain number of points, and the team with the most points at the end wins

 
i think at the end of the season the pros send in some tapes of their best falls, and the person who has the best fall wins. i also think that they should have a backcountry big air comp, (i know it has been said)

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
Ok have park builders rent out one of those ski jump towers for a few days. Groom it so it's not all icy, maybe add some snow for softer less scary landings. THan put a big kicker at the end of the jump. This way everyone could go as big as they want, and get ridiculous air. lots of people would get hurt though...

 
^ They would all overshoot it to flat. Trust me on this, there is a reason why it's flat and sometimes pointing down a little.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
you think newschool skiers would overshoot a ski jump to flat? ok, well i have another question...are you naturally stupid, or was that a one time deal?

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
^ I've jumped in competition with my twins and even with them, I still was going 20 meters on a 38 meter jump. Add a lip to that and you're just asking for death. Oh and one word of advice to avid jumpers out there, style points are not awarded for doing grabs while jumping.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
I like Skiermans idea, just make a crazy ass course and see what happens.

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
who rips your mountain the hardest?

hosted by your mountain,

you have all season to put together clips of you doing your thing on your mountain.

whoever rips it the hardest wins. demonstrate why you rip it the hardest.

 
oh the progression here in this thread...

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
Setup a Slopestyle course, that leads into a hip entry into a Halfpipe. Judges consist of injured pros, therefore they know what is going on. Best of 3 Format.

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
 
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