Make the mountain your canvas

14389607:shinbangclan said:
i feel like there's not many ways to market skis these days

There actually are a ton of ways but for some reason companies keep recycling the same jargon that has basically lost its meaning at this point
 
This is overwhelmingly french, next thing you know we're gonna start hearing about making the mountain your professional kitchen or vineyard.
 
14389644:Deez_Mcskis said:
This is overwhelmingly french, next thing you know we're gonna start hearing about making the mountain your professional kitchen or vineyard.

Vineyard has potential ngl
 
14389636:FruitBootPro said:
There actually are a ton of ways but for some reason companies keep recycling the same jargon that has basically lost its meaning at this point

They gotta start saying "this ski fucks"
 
14389802:elm. said:
Ski graphics have gotten so boring goddamn

I know right

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Au contraire, mon ami

theOP link of Atomic led to reading the phrase:

*terrain specific metal* sheet while touting the:

* all terrain* capabilities

So basically sit in an office, throw words around until someone says *terrain specific metal* and go home for the day

14389607:shinbangclan said:
i feel like there's not many ways to market skis these days
 
14390005:Abomber22 said:
Au contraire, mon ami

theOP link of Atomic led to reading the phrase:

*terrain specific metal* sheet while touting the:

* all terrain* capabilities

So basically sit in an office, throw words around until someone says *terrain specific metal* and go home for the day

Atomic? do you mean Nordica? or are they both using the same marketing material?
 
14389644:Deez_Mcskis said:
This is overwhelmingly french, next thing you know we're gonna start hearing about making the mountain your professional kitchen or vineyard.

Now we need Volkl to advertise a ski that makes the mountain your productive manufacturing plant or bureaucratic bundestag
 
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