1. School starts on the 8th.
2. I can't get back into residence until the 7th.
3. Because of 2, I can't see my girlfriend again until the 7th.
4. Because of 3... fuck.
5. Actually, because of 3, I can't fuck.
6. I skied in the rain yesterday.
7. I did #6 for free.
8. #7 is because of connections that I have

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9. I tried to go skiing today, but the road was closed.
10. Because of 9... fuck.
11. I'm going skiing tomorrow.
12. If #9 happens again tomorrow, I'm gonna be pissed.
13. Lucky number?
14. I'm gonna get lucky on the 7th.
15. I ran out of things to say.