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linemaverick540

linemaverick540

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this site is amazingly bad. so many ugly guys haha its horrid.

I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up 'souvenirs'.

Country: New Mexico, U.S.A.

and he looks like.........

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haha see what winners you can find at this site

member 5054

 
pfff ahahhaha

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
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dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
hahah thats the best thing ive seen all day... oh wow!

save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast!!

lift lines suck.

- stevie
 
ever drank paint thinner? well trust me its not a good idea!!im a guy who knows a few magic tricks

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dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
Hahaha, this is from the hick

I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood. Order me, I have good all-around hygiene and I recently discovered Viagra so, I am eager to meet some ladies.

Country: West Virginia, U.S.A.

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
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Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier.

I love women, I love beer.

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
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New - (Translated from Spanish) Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope... I make a living by dressing up as a churro at fairs on the weekend.

Country: El Salvador

patj
 
This is the picture for KillerMonkeys:

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-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot.

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-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
^ Jered is my name, serving your needs is my game. Actually rugby is my game. Seeking.. a lady. I like the more natural look, somewhat earthy, but one that cleans up real well. I seem to be attracted to tall women with dark hair, smallish head, elongated torso, with natural finger nails (NO PAINTED HUSSIES!!!).

Country: Perth, Australia

 
You know what I mean by rocks my world, it's when laying next to one another on a Caribbean beach, staring just past your feet, at the edge of the blue sea, without the need for a single word, as no words could possibly describe how you feel. THIS DESCRIPTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PRETTY PICTURE WITHOUT YOU.

Country: Nova Scotia, Canada

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sweet, im gonna order all of them

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
and have a big gay anal sex orgy with a massive bukkake to finish with me in the middle!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
You know what I mean by rocks my world, it's when laying next to one another on a Caribbean beach, staring just past your feet, at the edge of the blue sea, without the need for a single word, as no words could possibly describe how you feel. THIS DESCRIPTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PRETTY PICTURE WITHOUT YOU.

thats so deep im gonna use that sometime

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
laterilas! have one big circle jerk. FUN!

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
ahaha this is marvelous. if i looked at that site my parens would dig it up on the history. i can imagine it now.

'brady, do you have somethign you need to tell us? becuase really, we'll still love you.'

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
Scenario: Arlina had an urgent case. As a result of a self-imposed deadline of being married before she reached 33, she knew that she only had a few weeks to meet and marry her man. With few legitimate prospects in her remote location, Arlina turned to Mail Order Husbands, Inc. (MOH)

MOH is used to these situations.

Arlina met her husband, Mark (right), through the MOH print catalog. Their affection blossomed when Arlina sent for him in his homeland of Latvia. Mark's understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love.

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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

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PÜþlî© ÉÑémîʧ ²

 
hahah

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
i want to one on the left!

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
Oh my god, those pictures are so disgusting, ewww.

Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)

Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657

 
...you just told yourslef to order that guy... ewwww

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
thats gross

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
damn, i hope you guys dont find my pic (looks around nervously)

dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
 
Above the spam

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
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