Magic the gathering

[pomme-de-terre]

what the fuck is this shit?

im eating lunch right now, and at every table around me there are like kids playing magic the gathering, after counting them all, there is 35 in total, they all smell bad and are dressed in trenchcoats and have big thick glasses....

two kids just started trading/dealing (i dont know what the fuck they are doing) right at my table, this fucking kid is spilling cards all over my books and shit, and all these guys are talking about cards and past magic the gather matches and laughing about sbhit like "hahah you coud never cast a dicksucking spell on a weevil wobbled fuckstick"

why is this cool? why dont they just play some fucking WOW so they dont have to be all up in my shit with their cards?

/rant

 

[pomme-de-terre]

now come creepy fuck is standing behind me reading fucking computer creen

hey you, get the fuck out of here

 

[MN_Nice]

$20 says they can't beat this card

 

[JRullo]

i would jack the cards and throw em in the fucking garbage and wait till they try to get em out and throw them in to then take out that trash son.

 

[MN_Nice]

you're a BAMF...

 

[VT_FLO]

one of my suitemates has a box of them bigger than my macbook

 

[beowulf]

i fucking hate this thing, what ever it is, ive lost so many friends to it. it corrupts the fucking mind.

 

[BootySpunk.]

Magic the gathering...a gay version of WoW and glorified version of Pokemon.

 

[Stallis-good]

not gonna lie, i used to play it.

its was fun, then i realized i liked pussy

 

[Big5hifty]

welcome back to the real world man

hows it feel?

 

[GORlLLA]

He has a point tho.

 

[Stallis-good]

haha its been since gradeschool but uhh feels damn good

 

[Balto]

well to be exact, magic has been around way longer then wow and longer then pokemon tho, think of it more like D&D. i play on occasion, used to be really into it and spent way to much money making my white deck but atleast it always wins. dont hate on it, its fun

 

[BootySpunk.]

Nerd...I'll stick to WoW...I have decided to reactivate my account after my math test next week but I still play on PTR

 

[KramerC]

Wow is for nerds man ^. ITs all about DOTA

 

[soulskier]

magic is for the kids that arent cool enough to play yugioh

at least thats how it was when i was 8

 

[kepler.]

No, DOTA is for nerds too. Don't fool yourself.

I used to hang out with at least 15 kids in my highschool on the regular till they started playing that game. Then all they wanted to do on weekends was play DOTA and get drunk by themselves.

 

[pomme-de-terre]

^^^^ im more of a LAIR fan myself.

 

[Thenowhereman42]

Magic is fun, its got a lot of strategy involved, but its way too expensive to keep up with and be competative. I played a lot in highschool, I still play sometimes just for fun I don't go to tournaments or anything anymore. It is totally for losers though I definitely was not the coolest kid in school freshman year when I was really into it. My B/G Madness deck stomps face.