Mafia

Ds91260

Ds91260

Active member
im thinkin of starting a crime ring, i figure i got nothin else going, noting at all to lose, might as well give it a go, it would be an interesting story for the grand kids, ha right......

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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

 
im in, i could certainly use the extra money

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
i'll be the hired muscle

if you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle, or if you are Vin Diesel yell really loud.

'he's not violating seabreeze, wait wait, now he's violating seabreeze.'

4:13 Clothing and you go togther like the Jordan with the Michael.
 
hes a pimp, listen up /\

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ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan
 
it could be fun for awhile. Make sure to quit while your ahead though.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
My whole family is in the mafia.My grandpa came from italy, and I swear to god, we have like 6 family members in the mob

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(Ross)

SRMC

cBf
 
you should sell 'insurance'

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
im down. i could be that chubby ring leader assistant or whatever that repeats what he says. like

'yeah what about that broad?' 'YEAH!!! WHAT ABOUT THAT BROAD!?!?' and shit

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
get an accent

and start eating salami

and watch the godfather until you are sick of it

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fuckin a.....what...i mean fuckin a dog

wtf?

emogirl...you're immune fool

 
i'll be the guy that finally busts you for tax evasion.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
can i be the big buff dude who is having an affair with the ring leaders hella hot super model wife? awesome!

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
my great grandfather was the godfather of the county that i live in before he died a loooong time ago. anyways, when he died my grandfather brought home a box full of knives and handguns, with all the serial nubers scratched off. i only got to se one of the knives, cause they got rid of all the other shit. it's awesome though, it's a stiletto, it fits your hand like a glove

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
my grandma was jane goodall, she had sexual relations with monkeys

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emogirl...you're immune fool

'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes

look at that fiiine cozy ass...its just all cozy and shit

CRUTCH GIRL

*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*

-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor
 
I wanna be the guy that sits there and laughs at everything anybody says cause that seems like an awesome job and you don't even have to get up...

On my way to goddom
 
all i know is im the one who gets paid... we can just steal siver cartels name and then well have cover... and a real cartel perhaps. but i be the crazy fucker who stabs guys in the neck with pens and such.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
Every organized crime group needs one James Bond type person who drives around like he's the man in the most kickass cars imaginable, starts shit, kills shitloads of people in crazy imaginative ways, gets all the chicks, and drinks more vodka martinis and champagne in one day than most people do in a lifetime. I can do that, only I'd be evil and criminal minded, unlike bond.

Yeah, I'll be evil Bond. kickass.

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC
 
^you could be john bond.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
John Bond eh? I could live with that.

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC
 
woh, dont you be stealin my position... i replied to this shit first...ive got seniority of sorts

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
Oh! I want to be the asian guy that never talks but bust out the kung-fu moves!

'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
 
chris, your the only respectable one out of the lot of em

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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

 
Foot fungus problems+the name gold bond eh? Sounds like a fucking gay name to me. That Jib_This guy must be hella gay to get a name like that. Wait, I have it on good authority that he IS gay and needs to DIE. DIE JIB_THIS DIE

 
yeah i would be the thief/spy dude, and i would have all of this sick spy/theif equipment like night vision goggles and laser vault cutters and the like and i would do the really important stuff therefore making me really important, and i would get a ton of money and not have to work that often because there isnt important stuff daily, so i would have lots of time to ski and get chicks, and i think we should start the mafia in whistler, because i dont think theres a mafia there and it would be sweet to live in sick whistler houses and have tons of money

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
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