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hahahaha.....I heard some of the most hilarious stuff today. Anyways there is girl that I have basically known since 3rd grade she has always been a really good friend, well she came to school today crying. I went up to her asking what is wrong and she was saying jeremy got my mom pregent. Jeremy is her ex-boyfriend of today I could not help laughing it was so funny to hear that I could not believe it the kid is like 17 and the girls mom is 42 of next month.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
hahahaha thats golden Slip, i'd have pissed myself too.

haha, cheating on yuor girl with her mum. excellent.

.:PABLO:.

Member No: 12718

I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecil, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell...

www.MOUNTAINCANON.com

'I honestly dont have the slightest fucking clue of what I'm talking about' - DSpin_9
 
wow. are you sure she was serious?

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
Im positive!!

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
id feel so damn proud if that happened to me

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
hahahha fucking hell that is amazingly funny, poor girl tho, if i were that guy i would be like thats right i fucked your mom! i am a true motha fucka!

 
extreme milfage

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
was her name stacey?

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
duhhh like the catchy fountains of wayne tune..stacey's mom has got it goin on....

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
dont sweat it

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
^shiiiiit

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
she should cut his dick off and strangle her mom to death with it.

You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
 
that seems like quite the white trash move, like one of the things you'd see on mtv. funny shit, so you gonna spread it or keep it to yourself

 
sounds like a fun family.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
^i wonder how the reunions go

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
jerry! jerry! jerry!

that sounds like one of my friends, her bf was backing her mom behind her back haha

- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
 
my friends mom was in a porno..but doing someones mom is cool too

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
Baby Im gunna butter your bread...LoL that is so tyte so are they goin to stay together for the kid becuz that means for the rest of her likfe she would have to call her ex boyfriend DADDY!

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
Yep the mom is married.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
you have the most crazy stories ever. but there are so cool.

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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

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Do you live in west virgina or something, that shit is hardcore redneck stuff.

I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.

 
I live in Nampa Idaho (HICKSVILLES USA) and it is so true if you guys don't believe me fuck off.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
hahahaha itd be a fucked up situation

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
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