"My
friend and I were drawing new Mega Man characters, and I drew a giant vagina, except
in the middle was a giant eye so it kind of looked like a cyclops with a meaty
head, and I called him VagEYEna Man. I sent it to Capcom, but I'm still waiting to
hear back from them"
"Later that night she was making out with my
wang, when I realized that all that lipstick was rubbing off. I looked
like the demon from Legend with wood. So I evacuated my moan-maker from her face hole,
took some silverware for my trouble, and snuck out of her tent."
Hilarious update, I've missed Maddox.