Mackin Chick's in Bars

Get hot friends. if you're at the bar with a group of hot chicks other ones will take notice.

-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
Dance!

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
Make lots of stuff up... it makes it more fun for you... and then if it ends up working out, you've got the wickid challenge of having to maticulously change all the stuff you made up back into the truth. If you're up for the challenge, it's really fun.

Matt

 
hahah yea exactly what harvey said! just lie it gives you alot more to talk about and it makes it alot easier at first, and then if she does end up liking in you its a hard situation like harvey said

 
i just tell girls my name is harvey and i own the largest freesking comunity in the world

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Lightpole Ski Productions
 
Hahaha. Matt, I haven't seen you do that in a while. Sometimes when you lie though, it ruins things for your frineds who tell the truth (Kingston - who would have thought there'd be guy from my class in Ottawa).

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
just say 'excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me. my car runs on sex and, heh, its outta gas.'

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Turn up the cool. Turn down the suck!!!
 
get so drunk that you pass out, theres bound to be some chick that feels sorry for you and takes you home to help out

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
'Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was, ironically, allergic to carrots. '

dont insult me, or i will sneeze on you.
 
alright sars buddy noone is gonna top froggy although he was wicked gay u are now even more gayer for copying him

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that

nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
 
word of caution dont lie to them about what you look like.. it doesnt work

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
just whip it out, works all the time

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
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