LV back on the market

[skiminnesota]

Gossip girl here, looks like Lindsey and PK are over. Now that Vonn lives in Glenwild what should my opening line be when I see her at whole foods in PC?

 

[SendyMcSendyface]

Hey babe, can I pee in your butt?

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

The ultimate sugar momma

 

[hi_vis360]

Hey babe, can I pee in your butt?

/thread

 

[WoFlowz]

I’d try can I nose press your box if you lip slide my rail....

 

[mountaindewgirl]

"Sup Lindsey, hey funny story, you know that Got Milk poster you did? Haha I had it blown up to life-size and have it hung up on the ceiling above my bed. Soooo funny, right? Anyways, you wanna come see it?"

 

[mountaindewgirl]

 

[hi_vis360]

lmao this image is cursed af

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[SkiBum.]

I thought she had a place in Promontory but who knows.

 

[mountaindewgirl]

lmao this image is cursed af

According to old Greek mythology, whenever the winds are super high on the Jupiter Lift, it's cause LV pink snow angel ski harpy is swooping across the ridge ?‍??

 

[Session]

Gossip girl here, looks like Lindsey and PK are over. Now that Vonn lives in Glenwild what should my opening line be when I see her at whole foods in PC?

I would evaluate if you fit her "type".

 

[WisconsinDogfart]

[tag=264776]@SnowGaper[/tag] is probably spying on her through the bushes already

 

[PeppermillReno]

@milfhunter

Get on it son this woman needs a man who respects her and will eat her ass.

 

[PeppermillReno]

[tag=53325]@MilfHunter[/tag]

 

[MiIfHunter]

@milfhunter

Get on it son this woman needs a man who respects her and will eat her ass.

On it!

 

[MiIfHunter]

[tag=53325]@MilfHunter[/tag]

I know Lindsey Vonn loves black men, but the thing with black men is that they do not eat asshole. Like black guys love butts and booty, but none of them eat asshole it’s very weird ?

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

I know Lindsey Vonn loves black men, but the thing with black men is that they do not eat asshole. Like black guys love butts and booty, but none of them eat asshole it’s very weird ?

 

[MiIfHunter]

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[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

 

[hoodratz47]

Quality...

 

[jprene8]

Sorry to burst your bubble but being a black guy I know some that would disagree ?

I know Lindsey Vonn loves black men, but the thing with black men is that they do not eat asshole. Like black guys love butts and booty, but none of them eat asshole it’s very weird ?

 

[danbrown]

she's hot but have you ever seen her nudes? good god talk about all time blown out curtains

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

she's hot but have you ever seen her nudes? good god talk about all time blown out curtains

let's see what you got then mr pretty penis

 

[danbrown]

let's see what you got then mr pretty penis

this has nothin to do with me bud. I never claimed to have the best lookin hog in existence, just giving my opinion on what I saw/made me dry heave

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

this has nothin to do with me bud. I never claimed to have the best lookin hog in existence, just giving my opinion on what I saw/made me dry heave

Oh it most certainly does. You're the one making fun of the womanhood she was born with. In a pic she never consented to you seeing nonetheless. By all means, continue thinking that labia are there to appease your greasy little gaze. But remember you passed through a pair of those yourself.

 

[EPfanboy]

He’s already busted one in the bushes and is coming back for some more and i quote “toned butt”

[tag=264776]@SnowGaper[/tag] is probably spying on her through the bushes already

 

[danbrown]

Oh it most certainly does. You're the one making fun of the womanhood she was born with. In a pic she never consented to you seeing nonetheless. By all means, continue thinking that labia are there to appease your greasy little gaze. But remember you passed through a pair of those yourself.

for sure dude maybe she'll see your post

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

for sure dude maybe she'll see your post

yeah maybe, idk why that would matter. I'm spoken for but I'm sure my fiance would love to take a lap w/ her!

 

[SkiBum.]

They all taste the same with the lights out

she's hot but have you ever seen her nudes? good god talk about all time blown out curtains

 

[Sharko]

Finally someone talking sense

They all taste the same with the lights out

 

[danbrown]

They all taste the same with the lights out

I’m more of a texture guy. I love the taste of mushrooms but the consistency causes me to not enjoy them or put them on anything I eat

 

[conorsux]

she's hot but have you ever seen her nudes? good god talk about all time blown out curtains

people make comments like this and then wonder why freeskiing is such a sausage fest in the same breath...

 

[Bdoobz]

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Look at those knees

 

[armchair_skier]

In case you all forgot

 

[danbrown]

people make comments like this and then wonder why freeskiing is such a sausage fest in the same breath...

I think that’s ignorant to say. Free skiing is a sausage fest because it’s a male dominated sport. How long have you watched female pipe skiing? They’ve done the same tricks since Sarah did a 10 in 2003. Comments like mine are not the reason women don’t get into free skiing. Your comment is ignorant and uninformed. Realize your history before you start white-knighting.

 

[wyld_stallyns]

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I'll give her a different type of head to ride

 

[MiIfHunter]

I think that’s ignorant to say. Free skiing is a sausage fest because it’s a male dominated sport. How long have you watched female pipe skiing? They’ve done the same tricks since Sarah did a 10 in 2003. Comments like mine are not the reason women don’t get into free skiing. Your comment is ignorant and uninformed. Realize your history before you start white-knighting.

I mean is Sarah ur only female skier reference point? Not for nothing but the European women’s scene we’re doing 10s b4 anyone ever heard of Sarah so if u want to talk women’s freestyle skiing, using Sarah is kind of a weak example.

 

[conorsux]

I think that’s ignorant to say. Free skiing is a sausage fest because it’s a male dominated sport. How long have you watched female pipe skiing? They’ve done the same tricks since Sarah did a 10 in 2003. Comments like mine are not the reason women don’t get into free skiing. Your comment is ignorant and uninformed. Realize your history before you start white-knighting.

free skiing is a sausage fest because creepos like you maintain a hostile culture. I'm not white knighting, you dipshit. I'm genuinely creeped out. That comment was sooooooooo far beyond the bounds of human decency. It's not 2008 anymore, get with the fucking times

 

[MiIfHunter]

free skiing is a sausage fest because creepos like you maintain a hostile culture. I'm not white knighting, you dipshit. I'm genuinely creeped out. That comment was sooooooooo far beyond the bounds of human decency. It's not 2008 anymore, get with the fucking times

Wtf r u talking about

wut did he say that was out of line according to you?

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[danbrown]

free skiing is a sausage fest because creepos like you maintain a hostile culture. I'm not white knighting, you dipshit. I'm genuinely creeped out. That comment was sooooooooo far beyond the bounds of human decency. It's not 2008 anymore, get with the fucking times

haha conor - brother - freeskiing will ALWAYS be a sausage fest. you must be new. I haven’t been relevant in skiing in ten years. please don’t let your insecurities ruin you, buddy. you’re are white knighting - the fact that you’re “genuinely creeped out” is hysterical, and very sad. apparently berman doesn’t keep you on a short enough leash. skiing just isn’t what it used to be, huh?