Lukiest night of my life

lol you guys just laid it all on some drunk bitch who was like dying in the next room

Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.

- Dalton Trumbo, 1970

 
Well, she was already fucked, so she didnt care. But she was in intensive care until 10 the next morning, and while she was drunk she admitted to being belemic, so maybe it wasn't so bad after all, because now she is in a counseling class.

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
i fucking hate out of control drunks, that's why i wish i had a taser

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
^Bullshit

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
fucking hos man

Keep it fresh

Check the steeze

Keep the flex

I got a fresh wax.

Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?

Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that

Niggas say who's that fly skier guy

in the mesh hat?

-Ski-Unit
 
well whoever said something about.9 and .6, you DIE at .5 something. since your body is like 90 sum odd% water, the .5 alcohol in your body, kills you. standing up, if you can, or lying down your in critical condition and unless your pumped in a very short timepreiod, your fucked.

Wanted:

A tall, well built women with good

reputation, who can cook frog

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

shia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
 
there was some guy in russia that had like .98, its like the world record... apparently he got pulled over for drunk driving or something... if i remmeber... there was a post on it a while back

 
like im in a wheel chair now and talk through a computer but i had .60 once...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
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