lowest test grade ever

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in 6th grade we had to give in our math homework and some guys got three and 0. i got thirteen.

 
i got a 0 cause i told the teacher that i didint want to do the test so he just gave me 0. stupid dumbass.

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did you spell your name right? you should get at least 2 points for that

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
yes i know that its much more important but i answered you original question so dont comlain.

 
i dont really know what my lowest score was. i never reallly study but manage to do ok

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wow it really sounds like your a dumbass. I've gotten a D- on a AP Euro History test, thats pry the worst.

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yeah you can't really do negative numbers, its just a zero. On the Ap exam they punish you for getting questions wrong by giving you negative 1, but you still can't score negatively on the test, or else they kick you in the balls.

-Pat
 
Jesus Joe-cool, you should spend more time being Joe-school...Then you won't be Joe-fool the 1 in 100 dumb ass. I can't believe you posted this, god damn I'd be embarrased. But then again if it was some stupid class, I'd say fuck it.

 
Some kid today got a 14 on a test, he didn't do any problems and wrote : ' I can't do this test due to the fact that it is against my religion.'

The teacher thought it was funny and gave him 14 points.

 
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0, gotta hate it when you wake up for your test and realise it was 4 hours ago... Then you think to yourself maybe i shouldn't have got wasted... but then you do it again the next time!

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i got a 16 once and a couple zeros

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a homie of mine got a .5 that was cool. all he did was write a joke on the back of the paper, which was worth half of a point. same kid got a 18 on a 350 point chem test

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
yup my dad once got 0% on a university paper or test...I find that rather amusing because he said that he thought that he understood it prefectly and he is now a doctor.

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'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay

make boursht, not bombs!
 
i like this post, it makes me feel smarter... or something... and this should not include anything below college... because well, its a whole different world... and im a bout to get... my guess is 20... maybe.

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a kid in my grade 8 class got -3/45 because all of his answers were wrong and he wrote 'fuck' 3 times on the last question

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yesh
 
I got a 1% once too. Our one teacher for history said taht if we managed to get every question wrong on the test we would get a 100. So i went for it and guessed wrong on a true or false and got fucked..thats my story

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im gonna say that if you get 1 on a test...and you were there for the whole thing you must be a dumbass. i mean you have to have some sort of idea about the subject since its the class you are taking.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
98/100

joking

0/100

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In 8th grade i got a 41 and then on the next test i got a 42.

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no, it's not the lowest, cause it's not zero

this kid in my physics class last year was getting a negative 35 in the class cause he never did any work, and since he skipped class so much he got points taken from his failing grade of 69.

Jaafar: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY ICE-CREAM YOU ASS!!
 
haha a 3% in art class. fuck i kno poeple who got higher and didnt even show up to more than 2 classes.



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I've got lots of bad marks, but the worst I ever got on a major test was 23%. It was a university midterm and it sucked. I still passed the course but it was close.

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I got a 37% on my japanese final last year because my teacher is the spawn of satan, but i got the highest grade in the class.

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yeah 48 was my lowest two...in grade five on a test on natives...I was so ashamed but then I got to redo and got 98% so it's all good.

-Catie

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'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay

make boursht, not bombs!
 
I got 5% on an exam it was out /200

oops

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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

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hahaha my friend got a 20 cause he didnt realise there was a backside on the quiz

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yep, so that midterm just bent me over the foot of the bed... so i got drunk and dove in a leaf pile.

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
i know that 0s are low guys, but we have all gotten zeros, lets keep it to #'s. my lowest is an 11, a friend of mine got a 2 on a french quiz

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gauntlet1260, why didnt you leave it blank???? you must be an idiot. and a 1% on a test? what class is this? are you handicap? you must hate yourself

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