Lowest Paycheck Ever

how did you manage that?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

Capital.City.Rider..Phunkin

.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahh

h ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
 
are you sure its a paycheque and not a tax refund??

Wanted:

A tall, well built women with good

reputation, who can cook frog

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

shia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
 
my tax refund was $338

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the younger the orange, the tighter the squeeze
 
Nope, it wasn't the refund because I also recieved an 11 doller check in the mail along with it. The taxes on it was zero for Medicare and .01 cents for S.S.

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6cents american check, get one every year or so for holding all of 3 shares disney stock given to me as a b-day gift from before i can remember.

 
I have had a job since 12 years old and probably never got a paychek lower then $200 in the past 8 years.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
^ can i be your boyfriend?

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check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
 
haha i own one share in diney, ive gotten checks for like 2 cents

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
 
^thats not a pay check though, is it?

i've gotten one for 5.85

el futbol es vida...and so is skiing
 
no i dont think that counts. my lowest actual paycheck yas $26.04, working as a ski instructor at rabbit hill. the thing was i was skiing at bigwhite and still got paid. vacation pay

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
 
^same here. i was a ski instructor and i did one lousy lesson in two weeks and all i got paid was a miserable 5 dollars and so many cents...oh well.

el futbol es vida...and so is skiing
 
yea you should check into that since i'm pretty sures there's laws against that.

Join the homework sharing cult today!
 
i had a pay check for 23 cents cad once my buddies same check was - 8.35 but thats be cuz after instructing all day wed go up to the bar, got a tab runnin and drink ourselves stupid haha

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
I have cleaned houses for $20 an hour and I make about $140 a day when I do.

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That isn't worth the check it is written on

To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
 
hate to burst your bubble but I have received numerous checks under that, the lowest being 9 cents. It usually happens when I work only two or three shifts a week and the check is barely not void.

I dream of winter.
 
You guys suck... the lowest i have had was 17 bucks because i only did training and went home

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
i made $0.00 the first week i worked at this place. my boss said i should have gotten 1cent, but the computer rounded it down.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
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what a guy... YEAHHHHHH GREG TUFFELMIRE! 1260!! AHHHH!

Twelvesixty Greg T cult! join today

Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
 
$2.76, it was for about a 15 minute training session. and I dont make that much to begin with...so that was disappointing.

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
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