lowering the water level in toilets so my dick dont fall in.

hey, if u take steroids, doesnt your weiner shrink? or is it just your balls. and youll get tits u can play with, another plus!

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
no, im basically on a legal steroid right now, theres no side effects at all, some may do it its true

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
'Girthy' is not a word, although 'Girly' is...

girl·ie also girl·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gûrl)

adj. Informal

Featuring minimally clothed or naked women typically in pornographic contexts: girlie magazines.

Also, 'girt'... a sarcastic remark, that's what this is! A sarcastic remark!

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'Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.'

--> Alpentalik

gethyped.net
 
thanks mr fucken webster, if i said girthy then girthy is a word

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
hahahaha this is one of the best threads ever! i can't believe the kid wen't so far as to say he talked to his parents about it!

'never shaved my legs, i shaved my anus last year, the fucken scabs are still there'

-lateralis

 
yeah, that has got to be the gayest thing ever

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
haha awsome thread. theres excersized you can do to make your dik bigger (and they work!). so maybe theres ones you can do to get it reduced??

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
when you pull on it its supposed to make it longer but skinnier. maybe try that. you may end up 9' but it wont be too 'girthy'

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
i usualy just throw it over my shoulder

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Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
 
Holy shit, this thread is hilarious.

Moe, I believe you. You just have to hover above the seat, that way your dick dosen't get wet and you get a great leg workout at the same time.

________________

Not really a newbie, I just don't post much... member #2641

*Warning! I'm a old school skier as well, you'll find me in the steeps, trees and powder.
 
yeah they answered his question, but a brink in the top...

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
just fucking hold it. There was no need to post such a thread,its either ur looking for attention about ur 'big penis' or you an idiot. Thank you and have a nice day.

*-dont ask me if im a 'natural born skier' if your hardcore..then you've seen the FUCKING MOVIE-*
 
i bet u guys money his wee wee is only 2.5 inches

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
haha holy shit this got all fuked up, but funny. and never once did i say i have a big cock, just so u kno, id have to say mine is slightly above average, about 6.5-7. anywaysm the brick thig sorat worked, but my dad when crazy cause there was a brinck in our toilet.. haha, ive developed the system of just getting a hight seat..



Moe

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Pimps Dont Pay Taxes

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613
 
I have a donkey dick between 20 to 21 inches

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
^i got the the donkey to your horn but i have to warn you i got a 15 inch yam

tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
 
i wiped my ass with an old tshirt i found in the forest

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
this is one of the most hilarious threads ive ever read

______________

seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
i would never talk to my parents about my penis, he is obviously full of shit

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
..........

mother

did someone say 8 inches isn't that big? what? do you have one and know? if you don't, how could you know?

really?

ive hurt girls and im only 6.5

so what do you say bout that?

another inch and a half?

so I hurt 47% more women?

100% more women?

and yeah, put a brick in your tank...or a full milk jug (not with milk in it dumbass)

peace

-->they're everywhere man....

they rule the western industry because not enough college kids have the balls to chase they're dreams...they all talk big and then never go...then they're in a garunteed career after school, and they're dreams die in their minds. Now it's either wake up your dreams when you retire, when you have time, or do it your summers off. Or is there another option? Thats what I want to know. If I put 100% of my energy towards my dream...and I have one....Won't I be able to do it? DO i need money to do it?> what do i REALLY need. (Consider all my i's lowercased y the way) or should I stay in school when my parents basically pay for it? Why do people save for school when they have no ideas? no dreams? no goal? why? can't we do something? what? thats is the only 'answer' i ever get! c'mon, you want me to suggest some? i feel like yelling. ok, here: how about no more doctors, and instead an intense education on self health, put in schools from an early age. Allow all medical information to be available to ANYONE. If someone's case will solve anothers, why should doctors be the only ones who know? I should be able to type in the location of pain and find a checklist of 10 things that will cure me..all the information available to heal me.....weed allows me to access my body's information so if I meditate, i can follow my interior nerves and locate the problem on my own...and all of a sudden the understanding flows through you..when you finally understand.....everything is right.

or something like that.

phew.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

look out the soap

here comes the ass ___________,

what, you can't figure it out?

thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?

ha ha

and loo loo la foo

i duck under mc's

lassos of used rhymes, beats and claimin ipmressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet

they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?

whats that around her neck

a dead stinky mink?

did you hit it with a brick?

no

a stick?

what, you have a little prick?

kill animals for vanity, that shit's insanity

what? my profanity?

is that your argument against me?

it's ok, i know you can't see.

I just made that up on the spot, on beat to the song im listening to...it's just about practice...now I see. anyone can be an mc. be free...like me.
 
hahaha! thats so funny! hahaha your gonna get aids via dick in shitwater or somethin

i donno see the plumber !

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
thanks west ahah

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
oh, it's as girthy all right..just look harder.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

ya dropped the mc soap

here comes the ass ___________,

what, you dope, can't figure it out?

thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?

ha ha

and loo loo la foo

i duck under mc's

lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet

they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?

whats that around your girl's neck

a dead stinky mink?

did you hit it with a brick?

no

a stick?

what, you have a little prick?

killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity

what? my profanity?

is that your issue against me?

it's ok, because i know you can't see.

 
this thread is a joke if the starter of this thread truely had a big penis he would know that all you have to do is rest it on the toilet seat. Thats why they put that notch in the front of toilets for people like me.

God is an American.
 
due to my extremely long man-hose, I have gigantic cald muscles because I not only have to carry my wide, girthy package around (not to mention the 'Hefty' brand condoms I use), but I also have to squat over toilets for hours, due to the horrible constipation I get due to my veiny, meaty, and excessively girthy appendage of love. Well long story short, I kick ass at ski racing because I have strong legs, AND I don't need to stuff my GS suit for the big races.

'I can throw a twister that could make Tanner bust a nut!'

---------The Cult of the Neon One Piece Jumpsuit---------

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
uhhh....great.

you put your big buddy on that cold filthy porcelain? you sick bastard.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

bring Back The 60's!!

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

ya dropped the mc soap

here comes the ass ___________,

what, you dope, can't figure it out?

thinkn so hard your ears are steamin?

ha ha

and loo loo la foo

i duck under mc's

lassos of used rhymes and beats, claimin impressive feats, y'know what? it's your feet

they stink, did you crawl from under a sink?

whats that around your girl's neck

a dead stinky mink?

did you hit it with a brick?

no

a stick?

what, you have a little prick?

killing animals for vanity, don't you know that shit's insanity

what? my profanity?

is that your issue against me?

it's ok, because i know you can't see.

 
i hate that too. just rest it up on your thigh. it works okay.

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt
 
Man this is no lie, when i take a shit, its rubs against the basein of the toilette... and its super cold. Do you think they could make your average household shitter a little deeper.

'There are tough players and nice guys, and i'm a tough player' Fischer
 
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