lowering the water level in toilets so my dick dont fall in.

moe

moe

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k i got a problem, i need to lower the water level in my toilet cause whenever i sit down to take a shit my dick plops into the water and its sick, cause the water has shit in it.. anyone have any idea how to do this? cause i got nothin.. thanx



Moe

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hahahahhahahahhahha

drill a hole in your toliet where you want the water level to stop at, and put a bucket under the hole.

-Jason
 
what if you peed first...the when you sat down...positioned your 'member' so that it just sat on top of your legs or something? can boys do that?

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
same with me, put a brick in the top thing, it lowers the water level and saves a hella of a lot of water, ahh saving money, energy, and the cool wetness of fresh water lashing across sweaty smelly balls, nice!

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ewwwwwwwww. i dont wanna think about any of this.

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just dont leave your water level to low or you might blow somthing up

I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
 
yeah i hate it when my dick flops out and touches that front part of the toilet rim that isnt covered when the seat is down. i'm referring to public toilets.

 
do you got a big cock?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
they most have big wangs

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
yeah....my cock is a thread in its self. my friends call me sausage fingers cause they have all seen it. i seriously think my last girlfriend broke up with me cause it hurt her too much. found that out indirectly from one of her girlfriends. it actually sucks. i just want a normal 5.5'' inch cock, ugh.

 
a normal 5.5 incher? what id give to have one that big, try boning a chick with 3 inches,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
dude, i'm serious, ha. i'm 8 inches hard, but my dick is soooo girthy. can't even wear normal sized condoms cause they hurt. its like a disability.

 
do you smell something..........wha what is that?? i think it smells like bullshit??

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
8 inches isnt that big

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
but he said hes girthy, ahhahahaha

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
no doubt...wish it was bullshit. chicks don't even care about dick size. they just want to feel you in them as you bang face to face. its like $2200 for a penis reduction so i'm working towards that. doctor said its a fairly common practice.

 
ahhaahhahahahahahahaaah im laughing hysterically here

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
wow. so ridiculous.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Dude you more than likely never had pussy the why u sound

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
' uh hi, my name is simonfiller, and i have a girthy penis, girls scream in pain when i slam it into their pregnant hole and umm condoms hurt me and i dont know what to do about it, should i try industrial sized garbage bags?? oh and ive been looking into getting a penis reduction down to 5.5 inches so i can feel better about having a small penis, but the thing is the procedure costs around 2200$ and im broke, its just me and my girthy penis, i dont know what to do, i was thinking about doing some more gay porn cuz god only knows that my bf loves my big juicy girthy cock in his tight little bum bum, and he loves me body which only has 3% body fat, im a winner but a loser at the same time, MY PENIS IS HOLDING ME BACK! PLEASE HELP!!!'

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
that's hilarious. yeah i'd say toss it over your shoulder when you dump

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penis reduction sounds like it would hurt and 8 in is pretty damn big

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

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Laterails that was great

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
Im about 7.5 in and it doesnt seem that big.

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

Alpinecowboy84 is a fucking fag
 
well sure it wouldnt fit in a 2 year old boys ass, but linejibber told me that it fits in his asshole perfectly, you guys have had soo much anal sex thats its actually molded to your girthy shlong, he doesnt even force out to shit anymore, he just sits down and it falls out cuz his anus is so extended,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
ha, yeah the doc said that i have an overly large corpora cavernosa, whcih is just sponge matter than can be removed. so it shouldnt be that big of a deal.

 
im sure google came in handy for that little research

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
^ lol, nice stef

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fact: Ron Jermey(sp) has a 9 ,1/2 inch penis

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Did I make the crash section yet- Scott Hibbert

'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada\'-Britney Spears
 
actually, 9 and 3/4, he said it on his biography movie

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
yea thats why i usually dont talk about it. it sounds false. i even talked to my parents about it, cause i figured insurance could cover it. problem is its considered cosmetic surgery, which means its not covered. so i ahve to come up with the money.

 
you should be rich from all the gay flicks youve done, i mean theres lots of money in the gay porn industry

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
this is the most hilarious thread ever. maybe we should start a charity for this guy and raise money to help him get his cock chopped.

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
hahaha fuck him, hes a queer, no one should start anything for him, hes full of shit and he knows it too, he comes on ns thinking hes gods gif to women, i have a humongous penis and i rip pussy open and i have 3% body fat and that 3% is from my girthy penis, he must feel soo much better about himself knowing that hes fooling people in his bullshit stories

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
no i am not jealous at all man, why would i be jealous of having something that you claim to have?? im happy with everything on me

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
hmmm 8 inches and 'girthy' id suggest a career in porno

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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'

 
LMFAO, Lat that paragraph was insane. now everytime i read the word 'girthy' i just giggle!

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If you get your doctor to say you are having self esteem problems because of the size of your wang you could get it covered by insurance.

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