LOTR SUX

they depicted the novel well. As a stand alone...they also are amazing....can't say any more than has been said.

Ha. Ha.
 
they where good,. but there are better movies out. It takes a simple mind to be entertained by LOTR.

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your a jizz mop and your moms a jizz mopper

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everyone has the right to there opinion, i didnt like em either... soooo boring to me. but definatly a well made flick, props to the director.... sick visuals and effects

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
aoe is an idiot. it takes a simple mind not to understand lotr, because you cant get past the elves and magic and such, no imagination i deem you

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
reading the book helps you better understand and makes the movies better than they already are.

Line Skis

Oakley

Scott Poles

Siver Cartel
 
i never read the book and i understand it pretty darn good

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
People just understand the plot, not the subtleties. But overall Tolkein didn't think people should HAVE to understand the subtleties, it was purely a story for the sake of the story, it didn't need some deep message about the real world. Still, if you get past the surface it's more enjoyable.

 
i got the wrong name my bad

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
man this is like if someone told me propaganda sucked

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'my sister's 14..going out with a senior...i can;t wait til he fucks her...'

-Five0
 
Theyre the best movies ever because

A)Peter Jackson made them

B) They were made in the great land of Aotearoa

(New Zealand)

3)Theyre just so fucken good

 
u guys just have a short attention span

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
propagand is the best ski movie by far. also the short attention span thing is quite right i think

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
LOTR movies fucking kick ass i should beat the shit out of you for even doubting their greatness I should just bust out and go Gimli on your ass right now

 
ski-hobo, whats your idea of a movie that entertains the enlightened mind? rush hour perhaps?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
A simple mind? That's complete shit. In order to understand everything about the movies, including the complex storyline, symbolism, character development, etc., you need a little more than a simple mind.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
iliked pirrrateas o fthe acariedbaian

It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
 
the return on the king will ndoubtedly be the best film of the year...i think these are some of the best films since like...the matrix. the series kept getting worse..but the LOTR series kept getting better. To bad that JR Tolkien dudeisnt still alive..head be fucking reaping the fruits of his labor.

*have a sig people can UNDERSTAND*
 
except he wouldnt because the tolkien estate owns nothing of the movie rights. and yeah it was the best movie of the year. also the best movie of the decade, century and millenium and all other milleniums

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
If J.R.R. Tolkien were still alive, he wouldn't have let the movies get made though.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
They did a really good job of keeping the movies like the books. The only movie that did a better job of that was Harry Potter. Takes 2 hours to read the book and 2 hours to watch the movie.

Coming Soon...
 
you suck!

Matt

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

- Governor George W. Bush

'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
 
too bad there won't be a fourth one....i'd like to see how frodo's sword does against those nasty jizz goblins

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
as the great gandalf once put it, 'eat my taint!'

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
i think they are some of the best movies to come around in the last ten years

fricken sweet

and they will be sweet forever

 
hes right you know

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
son,

why don't you just make the following threads:

9/11 kicked ass, skiing is for faggots, jessica alba is hideous... cause those will also get you the negative attention that you crave oh so badly.

the white n word
 
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