Losing T.V remotes

TheWorst

TheWorst

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in the past year at my moms house we hav gone through maybe 3 t.v remotes because we alwayz lose them... so y doesnt the t.v remote industry make a tracking device on your t.v remotes?¿ possibaly it is because they want you to buy more? DAMN T.V REMOTE INDUSTRY!!

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
its on our phone but not the remote i know man just live without it you might have to get up to change the channel

just kidding bro

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yea man but sometimes getting up to change the channel when uve just got back from a long day, and u r eating some honey nut cheerios is hard

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
dude, just do what i did. Get a length of rope that is like half as wide as your room, then duct tape one end to the remote, and the other to the leg of a couch or chair. done. never lost the clicker sence.

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YO MAN YOUR A GENIUS!!! that should b in like a magazine or something

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
must send email to stupid invention creation station i can see it nu

'Never lose your the remote again with... rope that attaches to your chair that we sell to you for 50 dollars when you can get it in the store for 3'

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well make millions then I can make my own terrain park invite all the pros and have sweet filming sessions

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When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
 
aint nothin duct tape cabt fix, except skis, that dont work well. u need bondo for that

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yea, whats funny is for the 'rope' i i did use was duct tape doubled over. I did have a better invention where i took apart a big tape measure, put in some cloth insted of metal, and attached one end to the clicker, and boom, a retractable clicker no looser devise.

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we will call the rope 'skank' and we will put a lot of pretty colors on it with rainbows :) haha

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
I don't really watch much television at all, so I don't get that problem. Ski movies are good, and some shows like CSI.

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yea......... i kno this girl and she doesnt watch t.v...... i think she needs the new invention that im going to mass produce and sell for 50$ a piece 'skank'

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
my friends remote isd tied tot there couch

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I'm the king of this I have losed or broke at least 15 in the past 6 years and I have to pay for them -well no but still

Matt

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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...
 
I know I'm badass One time I threw it on the ground cause I was angry at my dad and he bought me a new one hehe

Matt

Member 2912

Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...
 
I now we were looking at magazines today and I saw people mag and he said he would buy me a Maxium before people mag. I was like 'ok'

Matt

Member 2912

Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...
 
buy some sticky velcro and stick your remote to your tv not to lose it.

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I Know 'he hardcore he even does 'jumps' one time we went so fucking big, he said it was the most scariest thing he has ever done it was 5 feet j/k it was around 15 -20, he's old hehe but man was I surprised

Matt

Member 2912

Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...
 
I Know 'he's hardcore he even does 'jumps' one time he went so fucking big, he said it was the most scariest thing he has ever done it was 5 feet j/k it was around 15 -20, he's old hehe but man was I surprised

Matt

Member 2912

Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...
 
scratch jr y wouldnt i just put my remote on top of my t.v then?? n i could make alot of money off the 'skank' idea

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
i hate it when my mother takes away my tv privelages, god i hate that bitch

(i hope my mommy dosnt read this)

im soo sorry mommy

die.
 
hahaha wanna kno wut i do when my mom does that to me....... i watch it anywayz, im so harcore

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
i put glow in the dark glue on mine.. i never lose my remotes now.. but in my room i've got about 5 remotes all for different things. so without the glue on them. it would be a bitch to find them all the time.

*BLOODCLOT!*
 
That's so cool

Matt

Member 2912

Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

Another story coming soon...
 
i have an idea, make it retractable like a bunji cord so you can grab it to change the channels, and then when your done it will retract back to where its tied too

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on cordless phones theres a tracking thingy, and when u press a button the phone makes a loud beeping noise so you can find it. tv remotes should be the same.

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fuckin a, ive ben wantin to invent that since i was like 5 years old. when i was a little kid i used to have all these good ideas. now i got shit. man, it sucks growin up

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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
i do not lose my remotes. i dont think ive ever lost one. im very organized.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
i bet you t.v remotes dont have the tracking device because they want u to buy more!!!

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
or, they could just make a glow in the dark panel on each side...

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
FUCK... I still can't find my remote, everytime I want to change the channel I have to get it, its so inconveinent, thats not what the US is about!!

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