one time i was scarfing down my usual 10 eggs on the lift ride and there happened to be a undercover ski patrol and he asked me for some eggs and i said no i need my fix and he was not happy and we got in a big arguement and i ended up cracking an egg right on top of this guys head but his helmet had holes in it like some do so it got in his hair and he was not havin it after that one so he threatened to pull my pass and i said do it you wont and he said "oh yes i will egg boy" and i got mad so i started beating him with my empty carton of eggs. Once we got off the lift he tried to follow me down whiist yelling at me and threating my pass but i ended up losing him in the tres, or so i thought. This guy came back at me with a branch so i quickly caught a tad bit of air and just kosacked him straight in the face with the triple cracked edge of my line tigersnakes. it wasnt over yet though this guy was a persistent little bugger. He attempted to pin me down so i whipped out my trusty egg spoon and just went to town on this guy. i  finally subdued him and tied his hands and feet with my extra tall t that i had ripped in half. i couldnt let the guy go cause i knew he would just snitch and i would be a deadman. So i kept him there for a couple weeks and i would just feed him my leftover eggs everyother day. Then i promised him that i would let him go if he  didnt snitch and he said yes so i let him go but he snitched anyway and thats how i got 10 years in prison.