Loose poop

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Lower atmospheric pressure in the mountains relative to where the shit was formed causes it to lose coherence while still in your bowels.
 
shitting with ski boots causes a pinch in your rectum thus not allowing the shit to become solid and slide out in 1 piece
 
Nothing is more gratifying than shitting and test wiping to find out it was a wipeless shit. Makes me feel like a real winner.
 
Try regular exercise and eating a balanced diet and and your asshole won't leak. Or keep making immature jokes and eating cheetos. Either way try to make the jokes funny..
 
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