First, you'll start to float away on a magical cloud of highness that brings you to a peaceful meadow of herb. Then, you'll encounter the trickster god Loki and his band of merry men. It is key, to maintain your high, to not give in to Loki's riddles. He will ask you something along the lines of "How many birds does it take to make the world sing?" The answer is invariably 42. After you have solved the riddle, things get interesting. Loki and his band of merry men leave, making room for the Disney Cruiselines ship that will transport you to your next destination (I know it sounds unlikely but trust me, I read it in Hightimes). You must board the cruise ship or you will lose your high. Once you're on the ship, an elderly gentleman by the name of Barnabus will challenge you to a game of shuffleboard. DECLINE THIS CHALLENGE. Barnabus is unbeatable and losing in a game of shuffleboard kills your high. After a few minutes, the ship should reach its destination of Gatsby's house (form The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald). You should get off the ship, go in the house, and spark up a conversation with Jack Black. He will most likely be wearing a burgundy tuxedo with a blue turtleneck, but his wardrobe differs from person to person (That's part of the fun!). Jack Black will ask you to teach an elementary school student to play guitar. ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE. Refusal will kill your high. Once the student has mastered the guitar, Jack Black will give you an amulet. Take the amulet. This will bring you out of your high safely, but you will be gay afterwards. And have AIDS. But it's worth it because you got high like your friends, and now you can talk about it and nothing else for the rest of high school.