Looking for my first job - any ideas?

[Crack.]

so I am looking for my first job around now. I am 14 and just looking for something to make a couple bucks to get some stuff next season. Can anybody help me with some good ideas for a first job?

 

[kepler.]

I hear the searchbar needs a full time caddy.

 

[ben_southworth]

if theres a rafting place in your town work at the booth

 

[breckfreeskier]

sell your body?

 

[hendriab]

mow lawns. or macdons. or be a coke mule

 

[spudz]

yeah.. mow yards

 

[iRide1080s]

Mowing lawns is a good deal, or being a caddy.

But you could bag groceries at a grocery store or maybe Mcdonalds, though a lot of Mcdonalds don't hire until 16.

 

[comeatmebro]

get the world record for amount of jack offs in a day. sure it won't get you money, but who needs money when you'll be fucking girls all day?

 

[Crack.]

aren't you that gay guy who lets his friends rub his dick

 

[graciousstallion]

yard work, most legit job if youre too young for an actual job. try to do the work for old people, they usually pay really well and you dont ever have to do anything too hard, always the best!

 

[mark.p]

bag groceries or push carts at the local grocery store, or put out advertisements throughout your neighborhood saying you will mow lawns or just do any kind of yard work for people

 

[Microcosm]

octocrab, I like your name

 

[notime_for_jokes]

i just applied to Price Chopper and SHoppers Drug Mart

 

[smuggsVT]

yeah thats him

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Lest the memory die...

 

[II_strapped_II]

go to local resteraunts and see if they need bussers or dishwashers, i know at 14 you can usually do something like that

 

[AALT]

a fair ride watcher

 

[mntelebumper]

drugs man, sell lots and lots of drugs

 

[charmander]

thats the only way i make bank

just slang em if thats all you can do, and invest in a knife

 

[_alli_]

find a ski shop that likes to hire younguns

 

[dave44]

sell your parents

and then you have enough money to start pimpin or dealin. good way to start

 

[wintersway]

haha EPIC

 

[Crack.]

haha i'm gonna mow lawns

 

[coolstoryHansel]

porn is always a good industry to look into.
and if that fails, prostitution.

 

[VT_FLO]

SELL DRUGS!