Looking for an Intern

[IceCoast1510]

I'm looking for an intern to follow me around and basically help me with tasks to allow me to do my job better. Probably 15-20 hours a week and it would pay around 7-9 bucks an hour depending on experience. Must be over 18 , hold themselves in a professional manner, and have great communication skills.

 

[Ice-Is-Scary]

Note: he is not an Equal Opportunity Employer

 

[IceCoast1510]

This isn't actually a real job but it does pay. Basically you would sit at my help desk and take notes, get me beer from the fridge, laugh when I crack a joke, participate in any scheme that I might currently be involved in. Non-discolure agreements must be signed if we decide to move the the offer stage of the hiring process.

 

[BuckZ540]

It might help if you told us what it is you do?

 

[IceCoast1510]

I hang out...drink...ski.. and so on

they would be doing the same..very little acutal work involved.

 

[DJCrazyA]

I'll do it, you gotta fly me out there though

 

[skibrdingbitch]

well what is your job? what company do you work for? what do you do?

 

[snowbird4life]

i dont think you get it

hes joking.... looking for a friend to get drunk with, ski with and carry his ski stuff.

aka his bitch.

 

[shredct]

so your basically paying someone to be your friend

 

[Ice-Is-Scary]

Well actually its more like a slave, but hes paying and its legit. You can even use him as a good job reference.

 

[IceCoast1510]

yeah not so much a friend as a person to do random shit form e while i'm going about my everyday life...a personal assistant if you will. But the intern will learn many valuable skills from this experience both techinical and business

 

[lineskier10]

shit i need a job so bad that i might be willing to do it if transportation was provided, how many hours a week would you expect me to work

 

[Ice-Is-Scary]

no transportation? You must be resourceful!

 

[Mrkguru12]

oh god i hope this works. i'll have to get me a slave too.

 

[snowbird4life]

well if theres competition for this job offering

just remember...

i give great blowjobs.

 

[IceCoast1510]

F-

 

[Mrkguru12]

i see...

 

[lineskier10]

im a poor college student what do you expect, if you live near trax i could take trax, but i dont have a car in utah, and gas is rediculously expensive, and you need to be more resourceful without a car in the first place, because you dont have a fucking car whenever you want, so yes im resourceful

 

[IceCoast1510]

werd - we'll get something worked out. I could probably send my driver to pick you up.

 

[wuestinator]

whatever you do, dont expect the uta to get you anywhere, the bus system is a complete fucking joke.

 

[Mrkguru12]

no, i'm fairly sure their serious about it. it does what it promises doesnt it?