Looking for a smoking sponsor

FelonDegeneres

FelonDegeneres

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I'm sixteen years old. I have O's down and I'm good at ghosting. I can also frenchie pretty well. Trying to learn the tornado by the end of the season. I can twist up a blunt in under a minute. Haven't competed very much but I'm super into backcountry smoking. Am I good enough to get sponsored? Let me know.
 
It's less about skill, and more about marketability...are you gonna make kids wanna smoke? What can you do to boost sales? These are the things company's want. You make the kids wanna smoke,mane you're in

Lots of 16 year olds can roll these days, you gotta be a 'persona'
 
I can tell you're ambitious, but age claiming isn't going to get you anywhere. I'm sure there are boolers at your local mountain who have had access to the loudest piff from a very young age. If you want to compete with them, you're gonna have to bring something unique to the table. Hate to be that guy, but if you haven't started working on growing/selling your own strain yet, it's time to reconsider your thoughts about entering this game professionally.
 
I'll sponsor you but i only grew meth this year and there will be a clause where you have to smoke my meth on every podium, whether or not you actually made it to said podium(s). Also you have to rail a line of my meth before every big air hit in competition. K?
 
Also looking for a sponsor, I'm 14 and I smoke out of a water bottle or a can most of the time. When I'm smoking with the homies I roll up some bible paper j's and get lit. I tried to go to the cannabis cup but I got kicked out cause I'm too young. I've gotten some sick pov shots with my GoPro and my season edit is dropping next month. If anyone wants to sponsor me my contact info it pot_head420@gmail.com and my phone number is 420-6969
 
Lol always throw up Cheeba Chews as my sponsors at comps.always sweet hearing that announced over the speakers.

Considered half-seriously emailing them and asking them to sponsor me, then realized im just retarded
 
13633629:ozzywrong said:
Hit up "CustomGrow420" for tips on how to get it done..
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I love that dude, Ive been checking everyday the past month for his new video, nothing new yet :(

YEAH YEAH WHADDUP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUBBBBBEEEEEEE WHAT UP
 
13634021:Austiin.T said:
And I already figured out how to actually use the website
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Lol well youre a fucking genius mate!!! Far superior to everyone here, obviously you belong somewhere else where you can be with more smartasses like yourself.
 
Raw did a collab with a snowboard company which I thought was pretty cool. I always thought that would be a cool a cool sponsor lol
 
topic:FunkmasterFleck said:
I'm sixteen years old. I have O's down and I'm good at ghosting. I can also frenchie pretty well. Trying to learn the tornado by the end of the season. I can twist up a blunt in under a minute. Haven't competed very much but I'm super into backcountry smoking. Am I good enough to get sponsored? Let me know.
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13633786:Mr.noodle said:
Also looking for a sponsor, I'm 14 and I smoke out of a water bottle or a can most of the time. When I'm smoking with the homies I roll up some bible paper j's and get lit. I tried to go to the cannabis cup but I got kicked out cause I'm too young. I've gotten some sick pov shots with my GoPro and my season edit is dropping next month. If anyone wants to sponsor me my contact info it pot_head420@gmail.com and my phone number is 420-6969
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Look, it's just not what it looks like from the outside. Not glamorous at all.

I had a flow deal with Weed back when Weed was just a plant grown in my buddies basement. Before it got all corporate and shit...those were the days.

Back then it actually was what you think, I'd get free weed just cause I smoke good, and it was just smokin w friends..because we all loved it. It wasn't for the hype or the recognition or anything for anyone but us. We smoked more, just to see if we could outdo last time.

But then Weed blew up. Contract obligations, promotions, appearances..we found we were smokin cause we had to, we barely even enjoyed it anymore. Gone were the days of steezy little pinners..everything had to be a fatty cone, a double blunt, triple chamber bongs were the norm...my lungs couldn't keep up, my dealer wasn't havin it, and I was dropped.

Nowadays my throat and lungs are so shot from professional blazing, I'm lucky if I can choke down an edible on a sunny day for that old-timey good feeling

Sometimes free shit ain't worth the price tag
 
A year after Weed blew up, the growers 're-branded' and the whole team was dropped in favor of a bunch of suit wearing businessmen, because that's where the money was
 
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