Looking for a date in Whistler?

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International superstar The Lifejacket is single again Whistler! Get you chance to meet, greet and probably sleep with a true legend. This is truly a once in a life time chance for one lucky Whistler ski bunny. The Jacket's pastimes include skiing, drugs, squaws, touching children and sitting by the fire listening to all of your deepest darkest secrets. If you think you have what it takes to please this man:
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then post in this forum or message me or the legend himself (screenname C.Faller) with your name, phone number and measurements and we will process your information immediately. Winners will be contacted directly (most likely by The Jacket at your doorstep).

Applicants must be between the ages of 12 and 16 to be eligible and must sign full waivers before being allowed with 15 feet of The Jacket.
 
Technical errors often happen when trying to post pictures of The Jacket due to the extreme overload he can place on servers due to his downright good looks. So if you think you have what it takes to please this man:

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You could be the next lucky lady or man in The Lifejackets life.
 
ok.... craig.. tell me this isn't a joke directed against you?

Because if it is, then this guy is a total jackass and should be severly beaten with a pungee stick.
 
Craig, did you give me candy at LOTP? because if so, you're a pretty cool cat.

If not, I'm sure you are a nice person and have many qualities I'd dig. But uh, that's all.
 
Shit, I just realized I still haven't got that camera back.

It shouldn't just be "looking for a date?"... it should be, "Looking for a date with a LEGEND?"

The Jacket is legendary for his many exploits and for his philosophy. He can't stay single long, girls.
 
he does have several alias' you know. Hes probally got them written down on paper somewhere listed alphabetically.
 
After 24 hours this competion is heating up! 3 people have made it to the finals.

Sloth: possibly an ex-lover who's sense of humor is about as dull as said pungee stick.

J.D.:though his time with The Jacket was short he obviously feels strongly about our hero, and apperently has some sort of photographic evidence that he may or may not want the world to see.

and our final contestant Laura: Though she has a skewed perspective on certain LOTP events as it was I who had the candy she is obviously enamoured with The Jackets skills, possibly sexually attracted to inverts and disqualifications.

Seeing as Laura is our only contestant close or possibly within our age restrictions there is a good chance that The Jacket is in Chilliwack this very second waiting outside your window. Congratulations not everyone has a stalker as unique as yours!

Everyone keep your entries coming and you just might be lucky enough to sleep within 250ft (depending on your restraining order) of The Lifejacket
 
wow so instead of spending your time skiing ur created fucking stupid ass threads on here? man u have a lot of free time
 
do you feel like a big man now? instead of skiing your on here posting fucking stupid ass replies. alli can say is STFU NEWBZ00RZ
 
WOW! I win AND I get to be addicted to crack cocaine?!?!? FUCK YES.

YES YES YES.

My mom always told me I could be anything I wanted to be...and I suppose becoming an underage Crack Whore is exactly what she intended, yay!!!!
 
to be fair there is no age of majority for crack... so you can't be underage...

it's all fair game.
 
haha oh i am sorry to all i offended, u know one of those tired nights coming home from a closing shift at work and having to deal wit all those piece of shit customers, god canadian tire sucks! retail sucks!
 
I hit you with a fucking pillow as hard as i could after you propositioned me, knocking you out, and then hide in my room,

yeah, it was weird,
 
no that is partly a lie. I pushed craig over almost off the pull out leaving him no blanket and i don't think he had a pillow. He never hit me witha pillow.
 
I heard he back full screamin seamened a 60 foot table through a burning loop then bit the head off a live goat.

I shit you not.
 
i'd like to completely take credit for those shots. I was the photographer and i'm telling yah it was not easy. PS that was my first day in whistler.
 
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