Look At What You've Done To Yourself!: Ukranain Girl Fulfills Dream Of Becoming Real Life Barbie Doll

[Zimmerman]

Look At What You've Done To Yourself!: Ukranain Girl Fulfills Dream Of Becoming Real Life Barbie Doll

April 25, 2012

This is 21-going-on-6-year-old Valeria Lukyanova (links to her Ukranian Facebook-y thing with LITERALLY 10,000 more photos of Little Ms. Vain). Valeria always dreamed of being a real life Barbie doll.

And now, after numerous surgeries, she's finally realized her dream

AND CAN HOPEFULLY MOVE ON TO ACTUALLY DREAMING ABOUT SOMETHING

WORTHWHILE. Wow, of all the dreams in the world to come true of course

it's squandered on the girl who wants to look like Barbie and not

everybody hoping for a cure for cancer. "That little bitch." *pointing* That girl said it, not me!

Hit the jump for more pictures of the WTFery than you could shake a

cheeseburger at (although someone should certainly still try).

And all I can think is:

and i know the images of the girl didn't work at first but will be fixing cause it's less work

 

[Dylan_]

you failed hard but, what in the fucking fuck is that ?

 

[Squidles]

Fuck, disgustingly skinny.

 

[Zimmerman]

 

[Zimmerman]

its funny cause i actually previewed and knew exactly what was wrong with it but was just too lazy to individually type shit so i figured id post it then fix it. derp.

but seriously she is too skinny

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Disturbingly Barbie-like.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

i'd stick it in her

 

[soulskier]

i wonder if she has nipples

 

[Rosso_Corsa]

Barbies don't have vaginas.

 

[blackmamba.]

is that shopped? if not, the fuck is wrong with chicks/our society these days. fantasy + reality = dumbass shit

 

[snowisholywater]

my barbie did

 

[Mr.Turtle]

did I ever mention that she needed one?

 

[Jane6]

call me crazy but I think playing with Barbies as a kid in combination with skinny ideals have made me thinking that looks... well not normal. Her boobs are too big to be normal in my eyes. But besides that I think it looks pretty cool.

 

[Bill.Nye]

 

[Zimmerman]

thank you.

 

[dex.]

what is this i dont even

 

[maximiliaan]

you mean she had some cosmetic surgery? wow never aspected that coming

 

[Jane6]

all I'm saying is that beside the bewbs I think she looks pretty good. fucked up beauty standards ftw

 

[maximiliaan]

well not really a beaty but id tap her

 

[Zimmerman]

so being a 2X4 with boobs is attractive to you? to each their own i guess

 

[Jane6]

something like that. Haha idk, its something I have been thinking a lot about when studying sociology last year, so many things I go all Bill Oreilly over when trying to explain why I think so and so. I will never let my future kids play with Barbies or whatever if they dont insist on it because all the other kids are doing it. Toys like that just sends out a fucking whack message to kids on how to look. I dont want my daughters (or sons) to start thinking of diets when they are 7 like I did //end super serious rant

 

[Lick]

It's her body, let her do whatever the fuck she wants.

 

[treemobbin]

solid 7

 

[Zimmerman]

i never said she shouldn't have done it or anything.....that was all in the article which i didn't write. I don't give a fuck what she does. I just thought it was interesting/weird.

 

[Mike-O]

I agree!

.

But seriously, even through surgery, she isn't even that skinny - just well "sculpted". Look at some of the completely anorexic models out there who look like complete shit (for many) and then look at her - it's like she's the Star Jones of skinny chicks.

 

[TheClap.]

Id fuck her, in a heartbeat

 

[theBearJew]

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[Flying~Squirrel]

def bangable

 

[Deluge]

DAFUQ

 

[theabortionator]

wut

 

[PacificRimJob]

...ah jeez.

 

[Algebra]

 

[PhaedeD]

I WOULD HOLLER.

 

[PhaedeD]

I WOULD HOLLER.

 

[Radio]

id still bone her, in some weird robot-barbie fetish way though.

 

[geteducated]

EXPENSIVE!

 

[Heart]

her chest/stomach area looks grossly small. would still bang

 

[KravtZ]

i would tear that girl apart. I bet shes way hotter in person. Plus who didnt back in the day feel up a barbies vag ( i have a sister)

 

[Heart]

also look at this cat house from that website:

 

[schusson]

.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

wow i'd hit it.

she looks like one of those japanese sex dolls that are designed to look like anime girls.

also, she could make her own prank show where she stands in public places and pretends to be a mannequin, then scares people! $$$$$

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

tha fuq? and yaeh id bang her.

 

[E-Nix]

For those with goggles click the second link and check out my illustration of Barbie.

 

[E-Nix]

Not second the third link.

 

[PacificRimJob]

What if she ate a hamburger? Would she explode?

...also that atat cat house is INSANE.

 

[Rosso_Corsa]

I'd rather have this than the girl, and I don't even have a cat.

 

[Zimmerman]

that is so dope. cats

 

[BROSEIDON]

lol at the cats' mini bar

 

[Ski_ThEast]

holy shit that's beautiful

 

[Zimmerman]

i couldn't find any links?

 

[roddy116]

wonder what would happen if she got knocked up