Longest pee you've ever taken..

[bSteezy21]

Pretty sure i just took the longest pee of my life, probably around a minute and a half..

 

[Mr.Sloth]

stop making threads

 

[Titus69]

Is this an actually thread? But in all seriousness my longest is about a solid 45 seconds never felt so refreshed

 

[act.resist]

when i was 9 or 10 my family and i went on a road trip to cape cod, i held my pee in for about 4 hours because there were no rest stops at this point in the trip and i never vocalized that i had to pee for some reason. so when we finally got to a mcdonalds i peed for an eternity

 

[broto]

some say she's still peeing, wherever she goes

 

[skiersupreme]

bad username, bad thread, bad you

 

[El_Barto.]

Someone embed the adam sandler longest pee bit

 

[GayWolf420]

held my piss in for like 3 hours driving up to northern MI with my dad when I was smaller. I could barely to the rest stop, it was so bad

 

[Bombogenesis]

Anyone get really sweaty when you have to pee?

Also at least a minute in the morning quite often

 

[GayWolf420]

*walk

 

[TechnoPotamus]

what movie?

 

[TechnoPotamus]

i got this shit

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[GayWolf420]

lol I was thinking of this

 

[El_Barto.]

Theyre all gonn laugh at you. Its an album

 

[.Hugo.]

Big Daddy?

Idk I immediately thought of austin powers though

 

[.Hugo.]

I now look like an idiot in 2 ways

 

[Dr.Dealgood]

I would tell you about it, oh illustrious OP, but I was definitely far too hammered to remember my longest pee.

 

[Wheaty214]

I had to gain weight for a weigh-in for boxing freshman year (Easier weight bracket or something) and I drank an entire gallon of water and I swear to fucking god I was leaking while weighing in and after I ran to the bathroom feeling like I was going to explode. Once I got in there I opened the flood gates letting a gallon of water flow freely and that shit unloaded for a solid two minutes. It felt fucking ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmazing.

 

[El_Barto.]

That'll do pig, that'll do

 

[Aidan-G]

How often do you let asian businessmen pee on you? I'm guessing at least twice a week

 

[GayWolf420]

THIS holy fuck this. my fresh out of bed piss is typically around that length

 

[Huck_Norris]

I'm still taking it.

 

[slav_slayer]

Two nights ago i took the longest piss of my life at a party, had to be a solid 1.5 minutes. I also think i flashed my dick at a couple sleeping in the car i was peeing in front of.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

thank you farmer (i love that movie)

 

[Darth.Maul]

Sometimes when nobody is around i squeeze off half of my pee pee hole and try and hit the urinal from 15 feet away.

 

[JAHpow]

Don't mean to come in here hating but I picked up that album at a garage sale for a dollar. Worst dollar I ever spent, I mean I didn't even laugh once.

 

[brov1]

when i was 11 peed for a solid 3.5 minutes/claim

 

[Jeebus.]

You gotta account for flow speed though, cuz the volume of the piss should be taken into account, My shit flows like a pressure washer.

 

[stickski]

I feel another treadway physics thread coming on!

 

[act.resist]

that's true, they're right.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Probably happened the morning after a long night of drinking. Id say I was floating around a minute

 

[El_Barto.]

Toll booth willie is some of the funniest shit ive ever heard. Same with fatty mgee.

 

[no_steeze]

Or cock n' balls and grandpa the pornstar. I used to love that when I was in middle school

I once peed for a very long time to the point where I took my phone out and started timing it and went for another minute after, so I'd say it was close to 2 minutes

 

[maximiliaan]

Damn, both your post were same minded with me