Longboard I made for my girlfriend

[jeb_b_vt]

What do you guys think?

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

Looks like a longboard to me.

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

what do you want me to say? i approve? that i think your cool for making longboards? that i think your cool for having a girlfriend? that i really like the shape?

i dont understand what replies you expected or hoped for.

 

[Lansfield]

That's actually pretty cool, does she let you pee in her butt?

 

[.AR6rider]

yup its definitely a longboard

 

[theBearJew]

tits.

 

[Relish_man]

Get some.

 

[moment54]

She better give you dome or something after you did this for her

 

[AwR]

 

[Poems]

That's awesome man!

 

[LittleFoot]

I think about a lot of things. Like how I should not have eaten those burritos. Now I'm thinking about long boards.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

she better!

 

[EmperorKuzco]

lol

 

[gregorio]

I like sitting on my hand for a while before I masturbate

 

[Balto]

I thought I was the only one who does this!

 

[TheTristanator]

what kind of wood did you use? and does it flex?

 

[Joebin]

Four purple wheels attached to a wooden platform with metal axles? Seems like the work of the devil if you ask me

 

[AT-AT]

Prety dope. I like the label.

 

[whoa-dere]

you should've mounted a dildo on ot so she can ride it

 

[doitbig]

lost

 

[AT-AT]

Bahaha, best post I've seen in awhile.

 

[*SNO*]

Oh my fucking god!

I lost hard!

 

[EastCoast.]

hahaha

 

[Poop_nugget]

nice!

 

[akarlsen]

HAHAHAH

 

[LIL-WAT]

looks like a longboard to me.

 

[spliff.Life]

is that like a long skateboard or something? can she jump ollie?

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

You should give her AIDS as a side present

 

[Bateman]

The longboard looks sick. Hope she appreciates you. No irony intended.

 

[wellthisisold]

freaking lost it

 

[Chaunceyskis]

Wooooo(your a dick)oooooooooow

Did you see my hidden message?

Nice longboard man! Flex? Wood? Props for going for it

 

[jeb_b_vt]

5 sheets of 1/8" think pieces of baltic birch. Used epoxy to put it all together

 

[whoa-dere]

What epoxy did you use? I heard titebond II or III works the best. How's the flex?

 

[Lucas]

When I read this title I was really hoping it was gonna be in the shape of a penis.

 

[Z.J.H.]

did you use a press?

 

[jeb_b_vt]

I made a press. Basically, there were 5 pieces of wood, each the same height as another except for the tallest in the middle so it went Small, med, tall, med, small. Tallest was 4in and the shortest was 3 and 1/2in. That way it gave it a 1/2in posotive camber lenght wise. I gave it some negative camber width wise by cutting the same curve away from each piece. Basically just drew a center line then marked a point 1/2in dotwn from the top and traced a curved line connecting the three points (both top corners and the center point).

 

[jeb_b_vt]

*Each piece of the press was 12in wide.

 

[FerrisBueller]

claim9ing hard