Long Jump Street Ski Competition

RudyGarmisch

RudyGarmisch

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This is just some crazy idea i had, i dont even own a pair of street skis, but anyways;

What if we all met at the street at Seans house and set up a jump to see how far we could get? It would be sweet just to see what you could do on a pair of street skis. Or maybe even go to a skatepark. Anyone for the idea?

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

'I know that you believe that you understood what you think

I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is

not what I meant.'

---Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman
 
well that little hill is too small in front of seans house. and my bindings on my street skis are adjustable. there is a nice hill at my house though. and it would be hard to get speed in a skate park.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
Ok, i can think of many a hill to Street Ski on, but that was one that was central to everyone. Lets do this! We can get speed in a park by getting pushed! Lets do this next weekend!

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

'I know that you believe that you understood what you think

I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is

not what I meant.'

---Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman
 
id rather hit my dick with a hammer

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
just wait till dougy sends me my actual street skis, i'll smoke all y'all. i needs to go shoot some photos at a skate park too, once i get them that is.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
so he is sending you the street skis before you send him the pics?

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
uh, i guess so. he said he'd send em in like january. but wanted me to go get some pics of some skate parks for 'ideas' of where we'd shoot with the actual 'skis'. i guess we could roller blade and take some cool shots, but my rollerblades are shot to hell. here kevin kevin kevin...

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
or why don't we just drive to the area and walk to take the pictures? dumbass. why don't we just do that this weekend??

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
kevin, go back to school, i don't care if the quarter's over, force a tacher to teach you some learnin. we DRIVE there, then ROLLERBLADE in the park and take cool shots of us ROLLERBLADING!!!! then we can show him what we'd do with the skis.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
sorry sean i don't wanna get my ass beat by all the skaters.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
so we'll go during the day when no one's there. thursday?

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
wait, i might be working thursday, monday then. or tuesday.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
i don't care when. we can just use my camera if it isn't getting cleaned. then we don't have to get them developed or anything

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
yeah, exactly. you up for hitting some halfpipe and ramps and stuff? cause it'll be pretty hard for me with my rollerblades broken like they are. i'll try to fix them again this week.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
i guess

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
all of u ppl in this convo hv no life/

Ps: now i am listing to 'biggie biggie cant u see' by biggie

brake yo nek/ put yo face in yo lap/ try to be the king but the ace is bck/

'wat wat
 
you two guys are gay, i bet you fuck each other up the ass

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
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Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
yeah, you best be WATHCING YO BACK SUCKA. and don't say 'convo', how retarded is that. cause it takes so long to type conversation. i got paid for that 'convo' so suck my nuts.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
how did this turn into rollerblading? STREET SKIING DAMMIT. Anything else just kinda sucks in a skatepark.

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

'I know that you believe that you understood what you think

I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is

not what I meant.'

---Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman
 
well, we gotsa get some nice rollerblading shots so dougy will send me my free street skis. i'm sponsered now you know!

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
What i want for christmas are those Off road rollerblades, the ones that have the 5 inch inflated tires at each end of the boot. $600. They would be so much fun tho.

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

'I know that you believe that you understood what you think

I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is

not what I meant.'

---Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman
 
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