Lol my school is in national news for the dumbest shit

"Its form generally includes a male student rubbing up behind a female partner while both make a gyrating motion from side to side,"

Quite a tactical description
 
I know but its usually not recognized on the other side of the country, let alone my school is 98% white kids if not more and apparently one of the best in the the state not that I care but when things like this happen its always such a big deal since we're considered to be "made on excellence" as a banner says in the school...
 
splain.

and this isnt even a big deal, they try to ban it at my school too but it obviously doesnt work. Why isnt my school in national news. I go to a catholic school by the way...
 
Now that I think of it... I don't know what most of the kids would do without grinding haha. It's an easy way to have fun without knowing how to dance.
 


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Haha when i was in school they didint give a fuck, I remember they played this song like 3 times at homecoming.
 
Nothing new. My district did this 10 years ago, back when you probably were in kindergarten or something.

There was a whole "Dance Etiquette" form everyone had to sign that included a listing of appropriate and inappropriate actions.
 
I distinctly remember the chaperones at our middle school dances blowing up balloons before the dance to use as bumpers between guys and girls dancing. If you popped the balloon theyd put you in a separate room. Don't worry OP in a couple years you won't give a shit what goes on at the dances because house parties will be full of all the booty bouncin you can handle.
 
Personally I could careless haha I have been to 1 school dance in my 4 years of high school. I just need to graduate so I can goto Marine Corps boot camp and get out of my town.
 
A fraternity at my school decided they needed a new fun way to get drunk, so they buttchugged.....we ended up making world news within two days and were on tosh.0 for it.

name my school? lol
 
Lol they tried to do this at my school too...at the dance if you were caught grinding they gave you a wristband, and if you got caught again they kicked you out. But I guess they didn't think the whole thing through, and people just brought scissors lol. But then they found the people with scissors and kicked them out. Which ment basically everybody left with them. Lolz
 
Had the same shit happen at my school. First dance of the year they didn't allow it, so everyone planned to leave the dance at a certain time and go to the parking lot. The time came, literally everyone walked out of the school at the same time, some kid pulled his car and started playing music. Grinding ensued and the cops were called. Great dance
 
Same with my school. You get kicked out for grinding and your parents are called... Good thing they suck at enforcing it. Also the deans carry a breathlyzer with them at dances
 
same exact thing happened to my school. made national headlines. tried finding the article but i couldnt. tried banning grinding.. made things worse...
 
As if white people really even dance. Now what are they gonna do now that the girl will be able to see their feet?!?? White people are so fucked now hahaha
 
I don't know about 'murica but in canada I believe it's a violation of rights to force someone to take a breathylizer without reason to believe they are drunk please correct me if I'm wrong.
 
"It's just not appropriate," said Mt. Lebanon High School principal Brian R. McFeeley."

your pricipal's last name is mcfeeley, he has no right to judge what is appropriate...
 
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grinding is an essential part of the development of today's youth

its either that or theyll have actual sex all the time so i mean... come on. let em grind, right?

i grinded on my share of girls from highschool till now, and i turned out fine. i mean sure, i masturbate complsively and have dead teenage girls in my closet but thats hardly a big deal to me
 
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