Locking up your food.

Sharpy

Sharpy

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Well, me and my room mates share a kitchen, between the four of us. Three of us have resorted to locking the cupboards and fridge so that our dishes and food aern't used and eaten. One room mate has a fat friend who comes over and eats everything. When I was gone for 2 weeks. He ate 14 pizza pockets and one mini lasagna. The pizza pocket box was closed, I guess he thought I wouldn't notice.

 
o well...its only making him fatter. if you're pissed off at him go make fun of his fat ass.

 
I made a box with a lock for my pizza pockets and drileld a hole through the crisper door so that i can lock stuff i nthere too. then put a chain around the handles of my and a room mates dishes. Maybe he'll get the message. We're also goign to go to his room, eat his food and put laxatives i nthe rest. This is necessary since he has taken hundreds of dollars of our food.

 
that's a bitch man! we ahve an apt oo...and there are 3 of us buying groceries together and one roomie doing them herself. I am ok with it, cuz I eat a lot anyway:) and the girls' mothers always send us some homemade stuff or tons of pasta that we can cook up...it's pretty sweet...I don't spend more than 40 bucks a month for food

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this wat u do

u take two pizza pokets and put the stuff that makes u shit (i forget wat its called) inside and put it im the frige

;)

 
14 pizza pops in 2 weekes is nothing its only 1 pop per day

i ate over 21 waffles in a week

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One time at mount Mckay..........
 
of MY pockets, jesus, way to go math wiz, it's not about the quantity, it's the point of the matter

 
if u want u could take a pizza pop fill it with like a whole bottle of tobasko(or anything hot) sauce and put it back in the case and watch him eat it

haha video tape it

 
why don't you put bake some brownies, throw some laxatives and viagra in them, and let them sit out with a knife. . . Ideally if he's the way you say he is, he'll have some. then you do the math. . . Laxatives + Viagra = payback

 
don't laxatives also come in liquid form. . you could also throw that in the milk too.

I had some friends who pulled the laxatives joke on some chicks that lived above them. It was pretty funny, because the chicks thought the guys were so wonderful and sweat for baking them brownies.

 
he is a monster he just took a cup, and then some bottled water. I ran otta my roo mand was like, what the fuck? Next time ask before taking my shit. He's like, yeah, um, ok, man, cool. The I told him he owed me 35 bucks for food he's eaten. He said he ain't paying shit, looks like his room is gonna get mafia-ed

 
frost fired....no your ideas fucking suck. He will take one bite of the tabasco filled pizza pocket and spit it out....oooo big deal you really got him there. Not to mention pizza pockets are frozen, how the fuck do you suggest you put tobasco in there? Frostfire youre a moron, enough with your stupid ideas.

 
eat a pound of Asparugus, drink 3 liters of Gerolsteiner mineral water, pop a few flintstones vitamins, and piss into a Nalgene bottle. hide the bottle somewhere in his room, but leave the cap open. but this'll spread to other rooms and whatnot, so i don't think it'd be ideal.

laxative & viagra brownies sound like a good idea.

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u microvave it then put the stuff in then freeze it i donno to me it seemed good at the time no so much any more

 
He'd be jerking off constantly while taking his huge gross wet shits.

That would be sooooo good.

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if my pizza pocket was filled with tobasco i would be very happy, stick with the lax.

 
you could always just go into his room and steal somthing worth 35 dollars... I think that would be pretty good too... Or slide a fart bomb under his door, and block yours off with a towel... I think i have some itching powder at home too that i might just feel the urge to give to you..

-Thom Savery

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frost fired... no. no tabasco. becuase then he wouldnt eat/drink any of it.

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
you can always order free samples of viagra, so no cost, see?

-joe

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i started a rule at my house that if you leave your dirty dishes about or eat someone elses shit the said victim is allowed to kick you in the balls as hard as they want... it works pretty good

 
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