"LOCKING MYSELF OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!"

HailSatan

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I lock myself outside of the house on April 16 that was on Wednesday. I know you don't care, but it is pretty fun so here it go. I was going to mow the lawn because my mom said I had to, so I did in the middle of mowing the lawn I forgot that I left my house keys in the house, so there was no way of getting back in. After I finish I went down the street to my neighbor because I thought she had a spare key but she didn't. So I walk home and got the ladder I got from my neighbor and carried it to the front of my house, so I could get on the roof. Finally, I did and I had to poke hole through the screen to opening the screen to get inside my house. Thanks that my mom opening the window early so my room could get some air, so I could get in. At the end after everything I grab my keys and went outside to put the ladder where it came from. I know you skiers don't care, and you can write what you want , but what do you think I should have done instead of this?
 
you should have burned the house down...

Maybe not, but you poked a hole through your screen window to get in?

I got locked out once after lax practice and everything was locked so after 20 minutes of looking for a key/ chillaxin on the porch i decide to look for am open window. I try the basement ones and surprisingly one was open, but there was nasty cobwebs and shit up there.

I think next time i will wait it out/
 
automatic garage door opener are the way to go. you cant lock yourself outside with those thing.
 
I have a pretty funny locked out of my room story. So last summer I was living in some dorms and I went to take a shower and forgot my room key. My roommate at the time didn't have a cell phone and I didn't know when he'd be getting back so I had to walk to the office to get a spare key, in my underwear. Everyone looked at me all funny and it was quite embarrassing.
 
you are one BAMF.

you know those sliding glass doors, that you have going out to a deck. well if you know a thing or two you can get those slid off the track, that is how i broke into my house.

 
Done that too

And yes, i know i am a BAMF:

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I locked my keys in my truck once.. 2 hours before a final exam. I stopped at this store to pick up an eraser and when I got out I was like fuck noo, my keys were sitting on my seat. So I grabbed my skate from the back, hopped the bus home. Crawled in through an open window, got my spare key. Bussed back to my truck and drove to campus. Was just a bit of a hassle...
 
I did it twice in one day no more than 5 minutes apart. I had to climb onto my porch railing, climb through my kitchen window down onto the counter. Then I let the dogs out and shut the door behind me, before I unlocked it. The kitchen window was still open and the counter was cleared so it was easier, but I felt like a complete dumb ass.
 
I do lock myself out once in a while and my house is kind of hard to break into. once I locked myself out and I had a cold, and it was snowing, I wasn't wearing boots, and I think I had an exam the next day or something. other times if I have my laptop I just go on newschoolers until someone gets home.
 
one time i forgot my keys after school so i took a brick from my yard and busted the door ahndle out of my garage door.

when my mom got home she told me one of our neighbors had a key, i felt like a retard.
 
we don't lock our back door at my house because the lock sucks.

and if for some reason it is locked you just have to kick it open

it's pretty badass
 
we have a walk out basement and the doors have big glass panes that you can wiggle loose and slip right through the door..... dont ask me how i found this out.
 
I honestly get locked out of my house like once a month, mostly because I use the spare key earlier and forget to put it back, at which point I swear to out it back next time, which of course, I never do. I usually just go chill in the starbucks at the bottom of my street until someone comes home.
 
haha i just remembered i was at my dads i went out and forgot the keys inside, i didnt know the door was locked so im locked out w/e i just chilled then i went to my dads work and he told me to run the car so i did and there was this annoying sound so by accident i locked all the doors then i got out of the car to move to the passenger seat but it was locked, the keys were inside and the car was running.... we ended up taking an hr long bus ride getting a latter luckily the condos window was open got the car keys and took an hr long bust ride back and got the car... sucked.
 
I had lax conditioning this spring, we were running a timed 2 mile. Before going to the track, i went down to the mobil station to get some gas and a gatorade. As i come out of the building i realize that i had locked my keys in the car. since I was already in my running attire, i had no other option but to sprint up to my house (about 2 miles), get a spare key, and drive my mothers car back to mine at the gas station. I left my mother's car at the gas station, took mine to the track, ran the 2 miles, and drove home. I then ran 2 miles back to the gas station to get my mom's car. It sucked.
 
I remember when my brother and I were really young we got locked out of our house after school. We climbed onto the A/C unit outside, I then boosted my brother up to the second floor from it and he stuck his hand inside the window and opened it.

we were really young and it was a textbook B and E :)
 
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