LJ Strenio & Line Skis Part Ways

[Line_Skis]

In an apparent April Fool's prank which gave Apeman as well as other Line Skis staffers a heart attack as they checked their social media news feeds this morning we have decided to cut the perennial prankster John Strenio from the roster to make room for more serious skiers who will be more focused on their training while on the road to Sochi. This move we feel will help us sell more race skis as we move into that market and cut ties with the unprofessional, entirely too not-serious world of Newschoolers and freestyle skiing in general. Nice knowing you suckers!

 

[BChaps1209]

hah

 

[Jaggy_Snake]

 

[JWD*]

12 year old: NOOOO, WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY AFTERBANGSSSSSSSSSS?

 

[djikstra]

My dad gave me a solid scare, sent me a text saying "saw ur facebook status, so sorry, i've already booked a plane ticket to slc, have you called ur doctor yet?" I was like SHIT joke gone wrong then remembered papa strenio is the master jokester

 

[Ryan*]

Dude, 19 year old, what the hell would I do without my Chronics??

 

[AwR]

Pure political horseshit was why he was sponsored anyway.

 

[freeskibum82]

how many posts will it take for people to realize this is a joke

 

[LukasSchroeder]

Line and the Traveling Circus are very "tricky"

See what i did there ^.^

 

[ZeMagnificentKev]

Alright,seeing the thread title gave me a bit of a fright,best aprils fools joke yet line (Y)

 

[DeRizzo]

I see it

 

[ndye]

but jokes aside, LJ should pick up a real ski sponsor, do all the big slope contests, and bring some style and power back to real competitions. Just sayin.

 

[GayWolf420]

Seriously if you want to dance on rails your whole life, then I suggest you become a stripper.

 

[c_roll]

Yeah its time he grows up and gets a real job anyway. FUCKING HIPPIE, hes not even good at skiing!

 

[1337]

hahahahahahhahahahahah well played, Line and LJ

 

[MACK.]

 

[SkiThe603]

hahhahahaahahahahbabaahbaahbhbahabahba

 

[Mr.Huck]

 

[Lick]

Why do I keep falling for these thread after thread?

 

[Saga.]

without a major ski sponsor backing him I dont see him being a major player in the future of Saga anymore.

 

[nicetwins]

Straightfooooolin'

 

[Wizerd]

YES

 

[715.]

FAKE.

 

[TheBigAirDave]

DUDE, I'D BE ALL OVER SOME RACING SKIS! I was out hitting chad's gap today and my all mountain skis weren't quite doing the trick!

 

[1337]

get this man some skis!

 

[Balbertt]

Idk, its making me wonder if I am that easy to trick.

 

[Shredsterr]

No.

 

[Balbertt]

 

[Heart]

good, clearly he doesn't have the dedication and maturity to be a rider on the professional level

 

[Balbertt]

If this is true:

Line skis is not that serious of a company anyway, they obviously love to joke around and such. So why are they hating on someone who loves to joke around? I always thought they were chill

If this is april fools:

Proves the statement above

 

[CBROOKS]

Gold.

 

[ShredAZ]

 

[JayRich]

 

[JayRich]

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[Somer]

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[Tacocat]

Yeah, I heard you was taking it only to the Thug Zone

 

[scarsimd]

what a pussy

 

[remove]

reading your speculated opinion took just about as long as it took to read and find out that it was a joke. good job, maybe try reading a little more

 

[JWeinstock]

 

[Balbertt]

Yeah I kinda meant it to be funny. never read it over. Now that I read it over now it makes no sense.

 

[jackf]

yeah i actually took a second to read it now... shiiiiiiittt

 

[sull]

hahahhahahahaha got me for a second

 

[SwaggerAsFucc]

finally you guys are stopping sponsorships with immature skiiers who do 'made up' tricks that arent even hard. Focus on real skiers and get your company out there