Liz Swaney is in the new The Matrix movie!

[skierman]

Tack on professional actress to the resume! She's killing it!

 

[maaattt]

 

[jompcock]

Kinda sad that someone in their 30's can display such severe symptoms of dementia.

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

 

[404404]

Ah shit you aren't fooling anyone. If that was true it would be all over her IG, and as a big fan of hers I'd know.

Tack on professional actress to the resume! She's killing it!

 

[GayWolf420]

Mods please delete thread because it doesnt have a spoiler warning tag, thanks

 

[404404]

Fuck I was wrong. I hate this world. Nothing matters.

 

[Butterytips69]

Fuck I was wrong. I hate this world. Nothing matters.

Hey don’t be so sad buddy. Maybe there’ll be a Christmas miracle and she’ll slide into your DMs

 

[Young_patty]

WOW, thought you were capping but it’s all on IMDB:







Lmao, she is also credited to working on “Today”(1952), “The Cure”(2020), and “Known Universe”(2009)

 

[danbrown]

lol skiierman how did you figure this out

 

[TheMoostafian]

I'd cut my nuts off with a chainsaw while fully submerged in isopropyl alcohol just to look at a scratch and sniff card scented like Liz Swaneys feet

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Lmao, she is also credited to working on “Today”(1952), “The Cure”(2020), and “Known Universe”(2009)

Damn if she was an infant in "Today" that makes her the oldest olympic skier ever at 66 years old in 2018. No wonder she only straight aired and did 180s

**This post was edited on Dec 25th 2021 at 5:28:34pm

 

[TOAST.]

I have a confession to make. Liz swaney has aired higher out of a super pipe than I ever have.

 

[WoFIowz]

Omfg noooooo

 

[eheath]

lol skiierman how did you figure this out

[tag=1388]@skierman[/tag] we must know. Did you just see her and knew it?

 

[AbiH]

[tag=1388]@skierman[/tag] we must know. Did you just see her and knew it?

He’s stalking her.

I’m intrigued enlighten us OP

 

[sexyjulian]

I have a confession to make. Liz swaney has aired higher out of a super pipe than I ever have.

 

[skierman]

[tag=1388]@skierman[/tag] we must know. Did you just see her and knew it?

I do have incredible eyesight but even better hearing. Maybe I just know people who know people. Regardless, she was fantastic in The Matrix. I cannot wait to see where her career goes from here!

 

[theabortionator]

At least in the matrix she can download the ability to ride pipe. Also thought this was for sure a troll thread. Wtf.

 

[skierman]

$5 to anyone who uploads Liz Swaney's stand up act.

That's right, she's also a professional stand up comedian now.

 

[eheath]

$5 to anyone who uploads Liz Swaney's stand up act.

That's right, she's also a professional stand up comedian now.

You think your standup or her standup is better?

 

[Mingg]

I hate this world

 

[skierman]

You think your standup or her standup is better?

I didn't get paid in Bitcoin so I have to assume hers is better. We cannot say for sure without proof.