Little snowboarders

WhiskeyRodeo

WhiskeyRodeo

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any one had tiny little snowboarders try to pick a fight with you and i mean little like grade 6 or 7 eaven though your alot bigger than them
 
yeah dude all the time, one time this chubby snowboarder was tlakin shit to me, he was like 12 and i was 16 at the time, and he was yellin shit from the lift in front of me nonstop and was making fun of me for wearing a helmet (typical). So then he gets off the lift and hes standing there waiting for someone and i ski by him and do like hte fake punch thing to make him flinch, and the fat shit jumped so much he fell over, that was the funniest shit ever.
 
some 10 year old said to me "you're a skier you must be a fag!" so i casually responded saying "woah man, settle down! how old are you, like 8? i think your mom is waiting for you in the parking lot with the minivan!" i got a few laughs, it was the moment of my life.
 
no little snowboarders, but a few little kids on rental skis that have a hard time going down a hill with out dying
 
last season i got hit by a kid on rental skis who was out control and i was skiing perfecly fine and he blamed me and got all ticked off at me about him yardsaleling and me not loosing all my stuff at the same time he did
 
fuckin boarders always get all cocky when i ski switch.. yell out poser, fag n other shit. then i throw a tweaked 180 n they look like they just got slapped in the face with a limp dick, good shit
 
haha, ya, i had one who was liek 11 yell at my little brother and i was like "what the fuck are you doin?" and hes like "he wa in my way and ur skis are on backwards" and i was like "fuck you at least i do something that takes talent" and then he pouted and snowboarded of
 
yeah man i roll with an 11 year old ripper, kids crazy, front side boarslides like everything and can like 270 nosepress or some shit, its crazy. but hes the man, he doesnt start any fights, but he does pop my binding out while i'm waiting in the lift line and i have to push him over hahah.
 
last week some little fag he was like 8 I was in the terrain park and I stoped after a rail on the side of the trail to watch my freinds do the rail and this kid kid came and ran in to me and got up and started yelling at me that I should look up behind me some times and I was just fucking sitting there so I told Him to get the hell out the terrian park and his mom started bitching me out that she can go were ever they want I told her to go back to the fucking bunny hill
 
haha yeha all the time i just usually talk shit back like an asshole and then do something sick and i dont hear for them for the rest of the day
 
i hate to be the one to stick up for snowboarders, but it definitely does take talent. i tried my friend's snowboard for the first time the other day and if i had to hit anything in the park on a snowboard, i would have pissed myself. it was really hard, and i have gained a newfound respect for all snowboarders
 
^you must be kidding me. I mean it does take skill to do anything over a 5 and anything stylie on a board, but anybody can 50-50 a rail. I tried snowboarding once and by the end of the day i could 50-50, boardslid most things and whip a 3. its really not hard at all
 
Dude, you must be kidding if you think snowboarding is easy. I dont believe you at ALL if you say you were doing that shit first day. 9 out of 10 people who try snowboarding cant even make it down the run in one piece on their first day. Im not gonna go claiming skiier is easier than boarding because they're both equally hard.
 
yea, at mountain creek there r lots of them, last wednseday i tried to start a fight with a guy that was like 20 years old, but i didnt notice until he yelled back at me, he was in the middle of the run in for a rail, and then i couldnt do it
 
ya dont even start. a skier buddy and i got into a confrontation with about ten of them. notice how they gang up on skiers wen theres only a few of us? hey i'm the first to say "no hate" for boarders but wen they pull sh*t like that...
 
haha word. some boarders on a lift yelled youre going backwards fag! wen i was skiing switch and i saw em later that day and they couldnt even hit a str8 box, so i laughed and slid it gorilla style 270 out.
 
haha yeah man, crazy S.P.O.R.S. (stupid people on rentals) ((that was stolen from i dont know but but i wasnt mine)) but yeah the best is when theres a huge group of asian people moveing as a giant clump lol
 
i prefer the term "chinese dragon". they are both colorful, long and move in a snake-like fashion.
 
Ya I agree, I kinda look at it like this "Snowboarding is harder to learn, but easier to master. Skiing is easier to learn, but harder to master"
 
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