little fruitbooters

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this little sweatpants wearin rollerblader at the skate park today told me that skiing is gay, i chuckled and told him 'so is rollerblading'

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that was a very interesting story, did u beat the shit outta him?

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i hope he did.

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there was a fruitboot comp at the tswassen skate park the other day and a few of my friends made shirts that said 'fuck fruitbooting fags,' etc, and started skating around the park. all the rollerbladers started saying shit to them, but when the skaters stepped up all of the rollerfags backed off. funkin pussies

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wow way to act your hoe size dick cheese

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ya, it was totally awesome and stuff.

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anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

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ok so why is it that people who ski hate snowboarding and skaters hate rollerblading etc... there just no point to that i just find it really gay

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theres ur answer, theyre all gay, they wanna be the best so they talk shit on other sports to make them seem better, but personally, i do find roller blading a little fruitay

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hey bryan thats not a reverse soul, thats called a mizou(mee-zoo) and there is no 50-50 in rollerblading, its a frontside stall. and rollerblading is mad fun, so if a rollerblader is having his own fun in his own way what gives you the right to hate, cuz its not as hard as skateboarding? who gives a fuck really, grow up.

i think i think i like it like thata
 
what gives me the right to hate is that every rollerblader that i have ever had the displeasure of speaking too has been a bigger ducebag than the one before him.

and i know that 'ducebag' is not the correct spelling its an inside joke

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i have no problem with fruitbooters, but if he dissed skiing, he deserved to be beat up, then raped, then pissed on

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i think i speak for everybody when i say rollerblading is nothing more than glorified freestyle walking.

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ok, I dont care if you make fun of something but you better fucking know what you are talking about. Now, you guys are fucking shitheads if you dont aggree inlining is like skiing. Im sorry but fuck you, it simply is. Its spinning off ramps with something that propels you attached on each foot. Now, I must admit that vert inlining may be pretty crazy but its so ugly and nasty, you cant judge a sport on vert. Watch Words by Mindgame and then tell me what you think of inlining bitches. Download it. You can find the segments on Kazaa. I dont care if after watching that movie you dont think rollerblading is sick, but until you have shut the fuck up. I am quite sure youll be impressed.

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let me correct you... rollerblading is like skiboarding... not skiing.

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true, however, since rollerbladers inherently cant have the same long ski style that skiiers have, they have another style which almost makes up for it. ROllerbladers are so fucking smooth it makes you shit, and they just do the craziest shit with alot of style (mainly crayz rails) Also Inliners are really original, they use the streets really well and come up with lots of crazy gaps and shit. Just watch the movies.

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ok i told myself i wasnt going to argue with some kid about this, so ill put it this way, id rather see bastien salabanzi kickflip front board a handrail then see some rollerblader do a 450 topside pornstar 450 out on the same rail (yeah i rollerbladed once in my life). skateboarding is much more technical and thats why i respect skateboarders. anybody can put on a pair of blades and hop on a rail, but its a whole nother thing to make it a challenge to get on top of the rail, let alone staying balanced. i hope i didnt rant for too long.

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Well the thing is thats a reasonable point except for one bgi thing. You can't say a sport is just becasue the tricks are harder. The reason inliners can do way more is cuz it is easier.

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'there was a fruitboot comp at the tswassen skate park the other day and a few of my friends made shirts that said 'fuck fruitbooting fags,' etc, and started skating around the park. all the rollerbladers started saying shit to them, but when the skaters stepped up all of the rollerfags backed off. funkin pussies'

and your a homo. wow i like how people are so tough in groups. lets see what u do in a situation when ur outnumbered...see who is the tough guy now

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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
 
thanks ryno. it was funny. i didnt explain it well. there were 5 skaters and 30 'aggro'inliners i believe.

ps. too much pistashio pudding makes me sick

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anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

Everytime someone agrees with me, I feel I must be wrong
 
nobody really spins onto rails on rollerblades a lot, at least not to 450, mabye 270. and if youve ever seen a smooth switchup on any kind of tech rail you'd have much more respect. id like to see a skateboarder hit up a 80+ foot long handrail and switch up his grind at some point on the rail. or slide a 40 foot long ledge completely backwards and land the 8 foot drop at the end. its not gonna happen. now dont get me wrong, im not dissing on skateboarding i have a lot of respect for skateboarders but im saying there are things about rollerblading that actually take some skill and a good share of hard knocks. its not as easy as strapping a pair to your feet and hopping on a rail. and to whoever said that every rollerblader they have ever met was a bigger 'ducebag' than the rest, im sure you treated them with lots of respect when approaching them. you have to be one ignorant bastard to sit there and honestly say that every rollerblader you have ever met is an idiot, just cuz they are rollerbladers. mabye your the, 'ducebag.'

-paul

i think i think i like it like thata

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actually im pretty new to the whole skatepark thing, i just got into skating, so maybe i haven't met enough fruitbooters, but i promise you i treat everyone with respect when i first meet them until they do something to lose my respect and so far, every blader has done something to lose my respect

BAn mufafukn/ d-lite yo//
 
wow, 5 to 30 eh...kinda kills my theory eh!

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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
 
fucken eh!

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anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

Everytime someone agrees with me, I feel I must be wrong
 
my apologies chris, but they probabaly acted like dicks to you because of previous skateboarders harrasing them for doing something they enjoy.

i think i think i like it like thata

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whatever man, we i go to the skate park i treat everyone with respect, but it seeems that all most of the kids are interested in doing there is starting a fight, its pathetic really. What keeps me skating is that every once in a while (usually nighttime when all the little shits go off to bed) you will have a sick session where a bunch of complete strangers are feeding off each others energy and havin a blast.

BAn mufafukn/ d-lite yo//
 
thats why skateparks suck balls sometimes. build a box, or take it to the streets and get creative.

i think i think i like it like thata

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you know whats funny? rollerbladers are the most tolerant with other sports out of all the 'action' sports, but we get hated on the most. i am one of the first to clap if i see a skateboarder land a good trick. i have been rolling for 7 years, and i have never met any nicer people than rollerbladers. westcoast, the kids who were talking shit to you were probably 12 year old groms who were driven there by their mom. its pretty cool that you can pick on people, im glad for you. open youre eyes, and realize that rollerblading is ill, there is no denying that.

 
yeah i roll. rollerbladers r so chill and so fun to skate with because were such a smaller community than skateboarding and other sports. thats why i love it so much. when u see another rollerblader or talk to them u automatically have love for them because they have love for the sport. its sick. keep rollin

 
i am friends with jason stinzmon, he was a big pro roller blader before he broke his back, he did double backs and 1260's on blades, he is a good skier as well and doesnt have that sterotype cocky roller blader attitude

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ok i skateboard, but i agree making a t shirt that says rollerbalding sucks and is for fags, or what ever it said, is just fucking lame man, like you are giving skateboarding a bad image as well, like honestly go fuck yourself, i seriously hope you guys get hit by a mack truck, like your fuckin shitheads for doing that, why would you? you don't look cool, in fact it is not cool at all, i bet when you made the shirts you were all lauhging and thinking you would look so hardcore? well guess what you would have looked like ass's, so i mean drop the whole image because really your just making yourself look bad

most real skaters don't really carea bout rollerbladers, they don't give them attitude because it is pointless, i mean we are there to have fun, fighting takes the fun out of it

so anyywas drop the whole image of i hat erollerbladers man, keep it to yourself and don't be so lame

but shit, i can't get over what you did, like fuck that is a huge stab in the back for skateboarding, you make real skaters look like shitheads, fuck man, fuck you, go fuckin die now, bye.

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i didnt say it wasnt childish, but if you saw what they looked like, youd laugh too. and 3 of the 5 are 'real' skaters. 2 of which are pretty big name pros.

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you know, back when i used to rollerblade, i almost got the crap beat out of me by some other rollers because they thought i was gonna hit a sk8boarder, so dont say rollers are all jerks to boarders. just like every group there are jerks and the chill people. there are just as many dumbass boarders or bikers out there as rollers, if not more due to the ratio of boarders to rollers.

go out and borrow, download, steal some of the new rolling videos out, see where skaters are now. i'd love to be good at skateboarding, its cool, but so is rolling, the drops are so much bigger, rails are so much longer, the tricks need to be a whole lot more accurate. when you go to land a 10 ft. gap to an 2 inch wide spot on your foot on an inch wide rail with a 15 ft drop on the other side, ou need to have both the nuts and the skills.

dont diss rollers, they probably will never be the action sports icon that boarding has become, but that's allright with them, they dont want the fame, they want to go out and sk8, not have to deal with mt. dew commercials, toys with their faces on them, cheap knockoff brands, or posers. dont diss them for that. let em skate, and just give them props when they pull something they could kill themselves doing

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