Little brother spit on a girl

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L.Hull

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School called my house today explaining that my brother in 5 th grade was suspended because he spit on an Asian girl. I died when I heard this

Kids retarded

what is the best way you have been dispensed?
 
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Your brother is nothing but a patriot.
 
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar thank you for the laugh

but in 2nd grade I got suspended for giving a kid a swirly.....school and family were not happy about that one at all
 
I didn't think anyone actually gave those and they were simply rumored to exist. 2nd grader though HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Hahahah Nice! thats most excellent. With the pussy anti bullying shit now a days you'd probably get expelled for that, but well played.
 
lost hahaha.

Seriously though what the fuck, why would you suspend a 5th grader? He's what, 11 years old? There are better ways to fix this
 
Got to be more to this. What did he say was his reason for spitting on her.

I can't really pass judgement either way right now...
 
im not sure how the fire alarm tigger is in the US but in switzerland its a button with a small plastic case in fornt of it

5 years back one time at lunch (like mot lunch times) i was chillin with a buddy by the vending machine, and i was playing around and touching the plastic case surrounding it and joking that i would break it

i was flicking it and then, out of nowwhere, pops my libyan friend (only arab in school), he tell's me

"that not how you break it" and then proceds to nuckle the shit out that plastic case, of course the case breaks

there was then about 2 sec of pure silence, and then off goes the fire alarm, never and i mean NEVER have me and my friend laughed so hard (my libyan friend literraly went turned a KKK white, i guess the reality of it all just hit him)

i laughed so hard i was on the floor crying when the fire department arrived, i questionned him after and asked him why he did it, turns out he has no idea, was kind of a on the moment action
 
in 6th grade this kid said i called him fat and i refused to apologize cuz im a badass like that so i got iss/no recess for 2 weeks

 
got two days for pressing my bare buttocks against my art teachers window while she was teaching a class. My parents thought it was funny so they weren't too mad
 
i once almost got suspended for calling a kid out (major base ball douche jock)for being a peice of shit and cheating on his gf and all that and he slapped me so hard i hand print on my face for like a week. he didnt get shit, because apparently he was having a bad day and because he tried to say sorry like a million times (he didnt mean it). it still pisses me off.
 
2 weeks of lunch and recess in the Principals office in first grade because some kid stole my football and I started beating the shit out of him with my lunchbox. Only problem was that he took karate and put me in a headlock...
 
A kid in second grade threw a chair at a couple of my friends. One of them saw it coming and flipped the table and ducked behind it. it was epic
 
Anything that isn't positive nowadays is considered racist. Ok.

So you disagree with my original statement?
 
No, but specifying a race, and then saying something negative/hateful about that race, is yes, racist. In fact thats pretty much the definition of it.
 
Oh, it's not simply Asians. In fact, several good friends of mine are of the asian persuasion. I just hate their women.
 
Me and my friend photobombed the 7th grade honor roll picture, we got in school suspension where we sat in separate rooms all day. Our two rooms happened to be right next to each other, we communicated with each other by knocking on the walls.
 
I have two cousins are who sisters with a years difference in age. On the way back from school on the school bus, the older sister (grade 3 at the time) got pushed by some little boy. The younger sister proceeded to punch the kid in the face multiple times until he started crying and ran to the driver.
 
Me and my buddies stole brown paint squares from the art room, cut them in half so they looked like turds and put 1 or 2 in every single toilet in the school... The school put 2 and 2 together when they found 50 missing brown paints and "turds" in every toilet..
 
Kid threw a chair at me in 5th grade because I was "annoying" him...I proceeded to punch him in the face. Got two days for that one...
 
well we came into school the next and the toilet was completely gone. there just wasnt one there. They found the pensils. Some bitch told the teacher.... what a snitch
 
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