Little advice on a drunken roommate

[timmi]

now i love to party as much as the next guy.

but i have this one roommate who is just R-tarded. its frustrating. he has like 5 beers and does stupid shit like pull all the toilet paper out and throw it around, or pull the phone off the wall. now he is a big ass dude, and does a damn good job of scaring away many a girls. its impressive really.

we all like seeing "that guy" at the parties. its entertaining. but the entertainment is starting to wear off and i would like to provide an atmosphere where people can relax without the fear of getting trampled by this big dude.

just as reference, first week we were here in rez, 4 nights we were litterally dragging him to his bedroom.

gawd.

how can we deal with him.

 

[timmi]

heres the big guy as a reference

right now he is running around screaming at girls...

 

[Bean_Slc]

replace his beers with nyquil, or tylonol PM

 

[babujib]

picture doesnt work and ^brilliant idea

 

[solitaryman]

Get some GHB put it in his drank..

He wouldn't move

 

[assface]

yeah dude, props (and karma) if you do it!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BASS_PRO_SHOP]

have him get with a hired street walker infected with aids. thatll teach him.

 

[timmi]

take 2?

same picture again.

 

[nickrdwd]

^ i dont think theres any option but to drug him.....and wtf four beers for a man that size

 

[phishfood]

thats definitely a mummy. shit dude idk what to tell you.

 

[Bob_Gnarley]

dat bitch must have been hit with the ugly sitck

 

[tigon]

***the best advice yet***

Get a rag and go up to him before he starts drinking and say "does this smell like chloroform to you??"

Problem solved

 

[J.D.]

Yup, you got yourself a mummy there. Nothing we can do for you, you're going to have to find the book of the dead. Try the library.

 

[skithe49th]

sounds like a lil bitch if thats what goes down after 5 beers