listerine pocket packs vs. tooth brushing

scotchy_jr.

scotchy_jr.

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its great ya know... when my mouth feels dirty, i just eat an entire pack of listerine strips! i dont even have to brush my teeth anymore!

_im gay_

...official founder of the NS t.A.T.u. fanclub...
 
that's not too good.. brush your teeth man

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
i am sure all the truckers will love having you give them oral pleasure when u have no teeth

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you see

on the directions on the package it clearaly states how many you are supposed to use and in what amount. i have never had the pleasure of using listerine pocket packs but know that other name brands have this warning.

all tooth and dental products contain a deadly friend i like to call bleach. bleach in large amounts can kill you. this is why you are not supposed to swallow tooth paste after you are done brushing your teeth.

allthough eating a whole tube of toothpaste would never kill you, it will forsure fuck you up if you continue to do it repeatedly.

it is for this same reason that you are not supposed to injest that many listerine strips in such a small amount of time.

so if your testicles feel funny and your eyes twitch alittle. that is why.

Would you guys like me better if i had huge tits? - my not so good looking friend on why hes not popular with the ladies
 
yea dude that's just sick. that's like saying 'oh i ate a mint....i don't have to brush my teeth'

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but its not a mint. havnt you seen the comercials? its like a big wave of wint o green clenliness rushing through your mouth. i strongly encourage everyone to try it.

_im gay_

...official founder of the NS t.A.T.u. fanclub...
 
the listerine shit is really cool, but its like 3 bucks for 16 pops, how gay is that?

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

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dude, we all know you brush your teeth and you are just trying to be funny

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while that may be true, the fact remains that i almost forgot to brush this morning due to the fact that i had been eating listerine strips, and my mouth did taste wint o green fresh...

_im gay_

...official founder of the NS t.A.T.u. fanclub...
 
those strips just sterilize. You teeth are still covered in shit. Just clean shit.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
yeah, when i don't get the chance to brush like when im at the school cafeteria, i put in a few sticks of listerine.

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Yeah, those strips just fight the evil gingivitis.

You still need to do the dub-brush.

Twice a day keeps the dentist away.

 
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