Listen to how much my situation sucks.

[617freeskier]

this really hot peruvian chick wants my cock like right now, and she needs me to pick her p and my car is in the garage. and this is what she just said.

please come get me chirs

*chris

I'll give u..

something..

god damnit!

anyone wanna give me a ride?

 

[kepler.]

picssss

 

[Sno.]

or it never happened

 

[kepler.]

but really. if she's hot enough you'd find a way. jack one if you have to. or just call a friend up

 

[vermontsteez]

be like bitch your gonna suck my cock and then get me some wafflefries

 

[kepler.]

fo FREE!

 

[396222687862]

ahahahaha, unforgivable thread right hurrr

 

[SHASTANG]

up*

 

[Sufferboy]

give her a paruvian puff pepper

 

[james44]

tie a wagon to the back of your scooter and take her around like that

 

[hawaiiansteeze]

any man who can but wont help him will be officially cockblocking him and will be condemmed to hell. but for real pics or your just bullshitting on newschoolers. do you realy want that

 

[artfullydodged]

fucking run!!!!!

 

[mtbakerteacher]

Tell you what. I'm going to go onto american airlines' website right now, buy some plane tickets, fly across the country, and help you out. Be there in... 7 hours.

 

[dave44]

bus...hahahaha

 

[fappy]

why the fuck would you write this without posting pics

 

[Bigwoods]

Bring her on a piggy back.

 

[617freeskier]

i got a ride i didnt get head tho but i fingerd the bitch and we had a good time. lol

 

[mophead]

pics of your fingers in her pussy or it didnt happen.

 

[zylstra]

....and you took pictures

 

[mtbakerteacher]

Welcome to 2nd base. It ALMOST feels good!

 

[KRASHED]

20 bucks says he jerked off to a short video clip he took of her from outside her bedroom window

 

[UNREAL]

hahaha

 

[TheMoostafian]

yep

if they arent up in 20 minutes im calling bullshit

 

[lushlaxstr]

fo free

 

[grams.]

vidddd

 

[mothaeast]

bahaha

yea, pics

 

[ThaLetterM.]

just be like

bitch...today...aint cho day.

 

[TheMoostafian]

thats it

im offically calling bullshit unless the video is up tomorrow

 

[Nicholas.]

pics or it didnt happen.

 

[Shorton]

Piccccss

 

[Nicholas.]

and also, you seem pretty stoked i mean...she said shed give you something and she let you give HER pleasure by fingering her! totally sweet deal duder!

 

[ButteredToast.]

fo FREE

 

[james44]

i want piktors

 

[617freeskier]

shes comin over again today ill try to get pics hahaha

 

[mtbakerteacher]

^Tell her you're willing to teach her how to give head.

 

[GatoGordo]

Show up on your bike, hand her some rollerblades, and a rope.

 

[617freeskier]

^^ i dont need to teach her, she knows what shes doin lol

 

[charmander]

stick it in her ass

 

[unchyll]

get one of those bikes with 2 seats

 

[lyndon]

hahaa, best youtube videos ever!

 

[-NY-STeeZE-]

TAKE HER TO SILVERBALLS TO PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES OR SOMETHIN, THEN TAKE HER IN THE BATHROOM AT SILVERBALLS!!!!