Listen how f*cked up this is!!!

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dilman

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so i liked this chick. and she liked me. and we went to this party together(with lots o' beer!) and we got pretty smashed. she hooked up with this mexi right in front of me! then the next day she said "im so sorry! ill make it up to you today. ps bring protection." she stood me up for the same mexi. how fucked up is that? what should i do to get back at her?? and lets get cleaver guys. i really want to get back at her!!!!!!
 
Take her lips. Just cut her lips off. When you have them in your possession, put them in a blender, right in front of her. Turn on the blender and blend her lips. Then dump her lip juice onto her face, and stab her in the ovaries.
 
the best revenge is doing nothing at all. Just ignore her, that will hurt her more. I mean dont even look at her, period! Chicks hate that.
 
I think i got you beat. Senior prom this year i went with a girl i had been seeing for a while. She had a little party at her house and everyone was tanked. We were all in the family room and she went into the bathroom right in front of everyone and had sex with one of my friends. trust me just stop talking to her
 
take a "cleaver" and cut off her favourite bracelet. Then take that bracelet and wear it, then jump over the table and punch her in the brain. Thats pretty "clever"
 
Go have sex with a hooker and then get aids. Then bone her tomorrow and rip the condom off half way and give her aids.

That will show that bitch.
 
kid nap, treat to italian dinner, tie her up, put her in dumpster, let hobo find her, hobo takes her home, ties her to tree, throws rocks at her, shes stoned to death, easiest situation

or make her into chili and feed her to the beaner
 
Hobo's don't have homes Tyler...

And just take the Mexican to INS to get him out of the picture.... Problem solved.
 
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that sucks dude... but please tell me you beat the living piss out of your " friend "... i mean with a username like steezeythug... you gotta run shit right ?
 
Then pee in her butt.

Seriously though, be the bigger person and just walk away, she'll feel like a complete slut later on.
 
ok this takes some skill

but get a dead fish, shit and some other smelly stuff and put it into a bag. take her out to dinner but use her car to drive you there. say you forgot the your wallet and go back to the car. hide the bag somewhere in the car where you could never find it. go back in finish up your dinner and once your done go back to the car together. the smell will stay in there forever hahahaha its amazing
 
I'm sure this has happened to most dudes. just put it in her butt then after tell her you hope she dies and then never speak to her again. she will be miserable. the key is to put it in her butt before you forget about her existence though.
 
if you WANTED to kill her, then you could buy tapeworm larvae online, pretend to still be fine with her, then put it in her drink when you offer to make her one. BANG death in a month considering the possibility of her not noticing the giant worm living in her intestines eating her. works everytime
 
Ha!! Win!!!

But seriously, if you have any warts on your finger, cut it, give her a good fingerin, and bang!!! genital warts!!!
 
why is it imporant to the story that the other guy is mexican? she probably hooked up with the other dude cause youre a racist (im kidding she probably hooked up with him because she and all other girls are whores)
 
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