List of this years skiing related maladies

powerbong2000

powerbong2000

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So this year was right up there among my shittest seasons for injuries. Should have put myself out of commission but since I am a 30 year old child who thinks he is 16 I just went ahead and completely broke myself off. Here's my list of shit for the season.

Dislocated left shoulder twice.

Got gnarly right hand skiers thumb then just straight up broke the fucker.

Got horrible inflammation in my right knee that has no ACL and needed cortisone injections.

1 concussion accompanied by 8 stitches to the dome

Got fucking toe bang so bad my first 2 toenails on both feet fell off.

Thats FOUR emergency room visits and two ortho visits.

I am a broken old man.

Let's see what kind of butt hurt the rest of you guys got.
 
cracked 2 ribs 3rd day skiing, had to take it easy for a couple of weeks.

snapped collar bone, 1 plate, 6 screws and 11 staples tol hold everything together.

the collarbone put me out untill now, hoping i can get a trip out to see some friends early april.
 
Torn my meniscus in January, was out for two months. Second day of skiing after surgery I got concussed and bruised my spine. Being young doesn't stop you from being injured.
 
That's odd, the editor did some weird stuff before I posted... I had more in the my last post, and that xray is from 3 years ago and it is my arm, not my shoulder. This is what I did to my collar bone:

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And earlier in the year I twisted my ankle inward doing a misty in a fucking field because a six year old boy thought I was cool.

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Broken ankle - preseason rail jam

Broke wrist -gaper slammed me in a lift line

Torn lcl and concussion - tried to ski 2 feet of pow in park skis...hit a tree.

I'm stupid
 
Got 2 compression fractures in my lower back and then got a grade 3 spleen rupture 2 weeks later. first season getting really injured and it fucking sucked
 
13369308:DoNothingDarias said:
Got 2 compression fractures in my lower back and then got a grade 3 spleen rupture 2 weeks later. first season getting really injured and it fucking sucked
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yoooooo my fractures were in my L1 and L5
 
2 cracked ribs

1 stress fracture in my ankle that screwed my progression for the season

And a deep bone bruise in my arm that was swollen for 3 weeks

Solid first park season
 
biggest hematoma ever to exist on my hip, had to get the blood drained but was only out a couple of weeks. fuck c rails
 
I tweaked my knee back in December and it was very painful to do anything for about 2 weeks. When it happened i thought my knee was done.
 
I saw a like..............68 year old man.......with like........his whole face smashed in like a stuffed animal with your thumb in it's nose [knawhamean?] and there was a broken branch in it so it could always be worse.
 
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