list of things chicks do or say that disturbs us guys..

aoe

aoe

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ok this is partly based on my own experience, friends experiences, stories, and other stuff. heres a list of stuff that girls do or say that disturbs or annoys guys, feel free to add to it:

1. discribing what would usually be normal medical things in detail with you.. such as warts, rashes, hairy and or bleeding moles,etc.

2. telling you that the condoms you have been using were bought by her mother.

3.telling you about good sexual episodes with your friends or aquantances.

4.describing with you bathroom or private things with you when not done humorously such as pee in their urine, itching in certain areas, odd bowl movements

5.snorting when they laugh and making no effort to cover it up or act embarrased (although i read somewhere that this means their good in bed?!)

6.wearing their hair up when they have a shiny forehead.

7. playing dead durring sex.

ill think of some more in a bit. keep adding guys..

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^ im pretty sure everyone knows i ment blood in their urine. hahahaha

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
yeah so thats why youre not attracted to that chick, i get it.

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that's when you know you're ugly..... wait, that sounds like me....

oh shit!

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'i really want to have kids...soon'

that's messed up.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
braces are a deffinate no, so girls with braces take them off now and also girls who correct my spelling

w.m.h
 
wait, braces only add to the pleasure, right?

what the hell do i know? i can't get no-ooooo.... sa-tis-fact-ion......

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braces are painful. scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeee!

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
yeah there is really nothing good about them at all sex wise..and then when u have kids with a girl who had braces, the kids teeth are gonna be all fucked up and you have to pay for that little fucker to have braces too

w.m.h
 
no i didnt get any of these from the chick.. well posiible #5

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
One word: 'Fine.' Bullshit. You're not fine. You're pissed off, and you don't want to say why.

By the way I know a girl who snorts when she laughs and it doesn't bother me...it's kinda eccentric but thats not a bad thing.

 
if any of you have ever actually gotten a chick to suck your dick, let alone with braces, you would realize that they dont matter. you dont get a blowjob with the front of her teeth, asses.

rolling backpacks.....so hot right now
 
i got my first blowjob from a chick with braces, and yes, I still have scars.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
its probably just scars from your circumcission(sp) if you are that is. and if not then im terribly sorry cuz that chick is REALLY bad at suckin dick then.

rolling backpacks.....so hot right now
 
she was just REALLY bad.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
when she randomly yells 'don't hit me!' in a public place, when you would never lay a hand on her in your life...

phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
 
yeah. yelling rape, even if it's a joke is just wrong. and telling me about any sexual transmitted anythings - I only wanna know if you still got 'em.

-Mike

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^, and ^^ hahaha

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just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
Ok just in case either of those happen...what can you do to not look like an asshole? Running like hell would be a really bad idea.

 
it's funny cos in the book 'How to meet women' it says the #1 way to tell if a girl is good in the bed is if she snorts when she laughs.

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i can see that being true. because the chicks that are good in bed are the ones that dont care what people think about them. outgoing ju know?

rolling backpacks.....so hot right now
 
haha i wonder how they reached this conclusion...

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yea, and when their laughing its like orgasmic so they snort, they can't control it, maybe thats what their like in bed, my girlfriend snorts sometimes, and she pretty decent..

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so r u saying when she organsms she'll snort?

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