Lisence Test Tomorrow

danbrown

danbrown

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i take my drivers lisence test tomorrow...any pointers? besides the obvious-- don't speed, etc.

-Dan
 
HAHA YEa!

i got my license just last month

just be sure to stop completely

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No way, does it teleport?
 
don't speed, seat belt on right away (before starting the car), adjust mirrors (if need be before starting the car), and don't panic. The driving test really isn't that bad.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
When you go make sure your insurance card in your car is up to date and the registration too. Yea, i got screwed because my mom was retarted and never got a new insurance card.

I ski Killington

College passes are awesome
 
put your beer in the cupholder, they're real anal about it.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
If it makes you feel better....

1. I failed twice

2. You DON'T have to wait 6 months if you fail 3 times

3. Listen to an AMAZING song before you go

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Does it teleport?
 
be careful at uncontrolled intersections, make sure they see you slow down and look both ways before going through it, be causeful at yellow lights, dont follow too close, here they're really anal about stopping 1 car length behind at stop lights. and don't come inches from hitting people crossing the street, I know a guy who almost ran a girl over during his test, his excuse was that she was jaywalking, but I doubt that you're that retarded.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
I take mine tomorrow too...I've already failed twice but thats because the first time there was a pedestrian walking waaaaay far ahead of the car, and i didn't have my foot covering the brake, so the guy failed me. And i failed the second time because i hit a pole doing parallel parking.

 
drink before the test, you will feel more calmer

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sasha - why does everything say the same time?

luke - maybe because thats the time..
 
if you have train track besure to look both ways while going over them. If you go over them twice do it again

SGB
 
yeah get totally ripped before you take the test, it will mellow you out sooo much.

take a couple hits of acid too

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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does your mom have a unibrow?

- nina to unibrow guy

 
dude its so easy dont sweat it, just remember to signal into parellel park and out, i forgot out, and look 3 times at an intersection, other than that its almost impossible to fail unless u speed or hit a car

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'...you bend over and breathe in deep breaths for about 90 seconds once you feel light headed u come up really fast and another person squezzes there hands on your jugular vein and the other side of your neck...its awesome DO IT' -NBCskier

'or, just bend over for 30 seconds, stand up real quick, and throw yourself off a fucking cliff, for being such an idiot!'-ElGato

Pot legal in Alaska!
 
just relax, and glance through the manual they might have given you with the state laws on driving. pay attention to the distances, like how far brake lights have to be seen at, they really like that for some reason

i appoint myself official master of nothing
 
make sure they see you looking. i got marked down a point because the fat bastard didn't see me turning my head to re-enter traffic

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Badindy Baub
 
bahaha nice sig^

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

...:::~*Beckster*~:::...
 
ahhh badindy

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

...:::~*Beckster*~:::...
 
Yeah, don't think anything is going overboard, because the driving people are bitches that don't think kids should be on the road anyways. Just remember what u learned in DE and just go like 5 mph under the speed limit.

Get a free ipod, its pretty easy.

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oh yeah dude, make sure to fully click the turn signal the entire way down, instead of just pressing it halfway when changing lanes you know? this guy almost failed me because he said i didnt signal to change lanes when in fact i just pressed it halfway down and didnt click it the entire fucking way.

“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
 
I know a guy who failed his test 9 times. He was drunk at least 6 of those times, so really, he only failed 3 times. But whatever, just don't go drunk and you shouldn't have a problem.

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Crystalneedsa...

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
 
I get to take the test with a friend's dad, so I'm stoked. Plus, he was my 'driving instructor' but all I really did was drive my truck about two hours so he could pick up a new refrigerator at sears, while giving me helpful pointers. It was a stick, and he was really nervous about it, even tho I'd been driving for like 2 months. He was like 'damn, I cant even drive a stick' and I was like 'haha, you're a bitch'

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
go as fast as u can and dont use ur indicators at all, neva use a seatbelt and fuck the brake lites b4 the test

also smoke weed while u drive and tell lots of pplz to ring u on ur phone, ANSWER ALL YOUR CALLS

also do realy disgusting things while your instructer is lookin

if u do all dat shit u will pass, easy

 
my instructor was so chill so i passed easily, but it really wasnt that hard at all

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
have you hands at 10 and 2 or whatever is required in your neck of the woods, when i take my driving teset that is whats going to fail me because i usually drive with one hand

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