Lisa Zimmermann vs Phil Casabon

What the fuck did you just fucking say about

me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in

the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on

Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla

warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are

nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with

precision the likes of which has never

been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can

get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again,

fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across

the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for

the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing

you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere,

anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just

with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat,

but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine

Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass

off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have

known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to

bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But

you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn

idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re

fucking dead, kiddo.
 
no, i don't go and watch every single video that gets released you stupid piece of shit. where's the video of the dub 10? i've seen one 'dub' from him and it was one of the worst excuses for a dub i've seen, although it was still sick just not a dub
 
dear god. whitewolf was clearly trolling. stop being butthurt and giving him serious responses pls
 
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you're acting like i hate casabon. quite the opposite.

and do answer your questions, no and no.

but can you double? do you even lift?
 
if i were him, i would not let people go around calling that a dub. i personally would be pissed someone was calling that a dub because i wouldn't be happy with it in terms of being a double
 
good thing you've gotten worked up over me not agreeing with your opinion over the internet. and i'm not even trolling. i'll be sure to check back in with you if i ever am able to dub
 
chill bro
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The people posting in this thread can be broken into three basic categories...

Those which are honestly debating this ridiculous topic

Those which understand the absurdity of this thread and can appreciate the humor within it

those which prey upon the stupidity of others by offering troll responses to this topic

 
Not being able to dub doesn't make anyone any less of a judge.

It isn't very hard to tell when a skier like Casabon isn't very good and a girl like Zimmerman is clearly the superior skier.
 
agreed, anybody can train to learn a trick just depends who wants a gymnastics coach by their side on the ski hill
 
bdog can dub. see education of style. he does dope kangs/ dub flat 9s. probably can do whatever he wants however he just does whatever he wants
 
You're high, and apparently you haven't seen EOS. Or that city big-air. There's one video that has one clip of Phil doing a "dub wobble" so everyone is claiming he didn't do a "real" dub. The thing is, there's two more vids from the same contest that show multiple shots/angles of 100% indisputable full-on sw dub 10 TRUCKS, every bit as dumped out as anyone's.

He's got dub rodeo 9, and sw dub 10. Not up to the top tier tricks thrown by the comp dominators (in terms of tech) sure, but he has "legit dubs". On the other hand, he has a few dozen rail tricks that those guys don't have, so it's really whatever.

Also, there are plenty of stylish dubs out there, no question, but I haven't seen a single dub that's more stylish than a Casabon rodeo 7 stale, not even close.
 
i've already stated i haven't seen any movies, i was never aware that he dubbed in any movies, and the only video anyone's been able to show me has been the dub wobble. so if anyone could show me those videos like i've already asked, you guys wouldn't have to be shitting your pants any more

 
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