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These skis are crazy. You may have seen them already, but here are a few more pics...

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you should see these babies in action, its amazing.

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they're crazy, when I saw Jay Lev. holding em' they didn't even look functional...they still don't! They look like they'd be ridgid and a bitch to work with but if Pollard throws down, I'm sure anyone can...right? LaTe.

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
i can just see one of those things flying downhill, thru some fences, blasting thru trees and taking out some 10 year old in the shin..... of course powder straps or the worlds widest brakes might prevent that.

 
^ thats what i was wonderin, in the bc the shit would fly like 3000 vertical feet before it stopped

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Might as well be on 2 snowboards. Or 2 monoskies. Shit.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.

 
damn those things look even bigger when they're on a person. is that pollard?

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when i finally move out of onterrible and into BC i definately wanna give those bad-boys a try. they don't look functional for lift serviced terrain but in the pow you'd just float effortlessly!

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if u tried to hold an edge with those things on a groomed run u would roll ur ankles

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Damn they look sweet. Use them as waterskis in the summer too

In tractor pulls, a 'full pull' is the best you can get. Ahh, how sport mirrors life.
 
There are brakes, they are just definatly non-functional.

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Rediculous shit.. A little kid could probly monoski one of those..

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yeah at least they stopped with their shitty cap construction on this model. They dont even look too long, pehaps thats because they so damn wide. Anyways, who even really needs skis that wide?

I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.

 
what length are they again? they look sorta small on pollard, its gotta be the angle of the shot... but those fuckers look awesome, id be lost on those in the ice coast

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We've only made the assumption that this is Pollard...perhaps it's not...LaTe.

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
those things are so wide u'd just float on the surface of the powder...

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Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.

 
holy beastly shit, those things are huge, i wana try those out on a nice powder day (if only we had a powder day over here on the ice coast

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holy beastly shit, those things are huge, i wana try those out on a nice powder day (if only we had a powder day over here on the ice coast

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ha is this some kinda joke look how big those fucking things are. it looks like it would take two people to carry them anywhere

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it is pollard, and that lift services a bunch of backcountry terrain. and yes theres enough snow.

 
its pollard, its at mt. hood meadows, we have plenty of snow, and those skis are amazing.

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Look how far forward he's mounted. That's one of the advantages of such a crazy-wide ski, is that you don't need to be mounted as far back for floatation.

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Look how far forward he's mounted. That's one of the advantages of such a crazy-wide ski, is that you don't need to be mounted as far back for floatation.

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Looks like 2 mono boards

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man those look so dam short! but tips and tao;s a bit short and i bet the switch ride is pretty shitty. but those fats in pow, thats sick

 
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Yah, you guys who are worried about there not being any brakes are fucking pussies. Oh god, that's illegal! Flamers. Run 14 or so and don't worry about it.

 
Nah one of my skis doesnt have good brakes and it sucks. Toady my ski came off sliding a c box and i had to quickly take my other ski off and sprint after my ski that was quickly going down the run... In te end I managed ot run it down and tackle it. It sucks

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
I've never had to chase a ski, I have breaks but they only ever come off if I slam them against the ground on a crash and usually come off sideways anyway.

 
It must be nice to be able to affoard ski's that can only be used for the most extreme powder days, those ski's will probably only be seen by few and worn by fewer.

 
that picture is still a joke to me, I've seen some fat skis for powder skiing, but those are just ridiculous. If I saw somebody rockin those my natural instinct would probably be to point and laugh. who knows tho, it might be the start of a big ass trend, I can easily see kids rockin those in the park looking like wooly mammoths

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about the tips and tails, they are normal height, they just look low cuz the skis are so wide, also the switch ride is quite good, as evidenced in :Lifted: and Focused, when pollard 180s a cliff, skis a whole face switch, and does a switch cork 3 off a windlip. and the guy who said he'd laugh...you should see pollard ski. he is amazing, and im pretty sure you wouldnt be laughing at him as he zero spins and 180s very large cliffs.

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oh if I saw pollard wearing them thats a different story man. hes my favorite skiier, if i saw him i'd jump off the fuckin lift. and ur right he is sick his styled out 180's and zero spins are cooler than most technical tricks done by tanner and all the other guys. But are those the skis he wears when he rides down the mountain face switch, cause the footage I saw of that didn't seem like he was riding those, I think i wouldve noticed if he was

Don't talk to me unless you have a sweetass
 
BRAKES! Not Breaks. Shit.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.

 
holy crap, they are like snow boards. those things are sick....how much do you think they will retale for?

Farp is gods gift to man.

I'm so big

you'd have to jump and swing up

just to hit me in the knees....

 
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