LINE DROPPING TEAM?!?

Mahre

Active member
i heard line is dropping their whole team, and they are gonna quit making twin tips. they will only make race skis from now on. anyone else hear this?

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
dude you are a fucking idiot...i read the first two sentences of your post and kicked myself for you acting too dumb

 
yea i heard that too, i guess jay just wasnt getting enough lovin from all you ungrateful fockers so he decided to call it quits. i also heard he was gonna pick up the taco bell dog for the race team, but since the taco bell dog is already riding for armada, who know whats gonna happen?

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
why arent you all out skiing? i am sick with some shitty flu, so i have a reason to be home making pointless posts. and you call yourself skiers?

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
im home sick with strep. ha. i Have a reason.

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

-youthinasia
 
ah..i skied with strep...and it sucked. but this flu, is horrible...my whole body is fatigued... i carried my skis to my car the night i got sick. like 50 feet. i was competely worn out

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
I would be out skiing but, my skis are already dead. 10 whole days out, def worth the money. Fuck Volkl.

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freestylesupreme: i personally know brian class...#1 he is homosexual...but only goes after little boys, so you might have a chance and #2 don't fix his skis because if they get fixed then he will come and bum lift tickets off me and i'll end up sweeping his remains up after he wrecks himself on the hill anyway.

MC to a kid that works at the shop where I took my busted ass Volkls. Thanks MC.
 
'fatiuged' might be a new word, but 'fatigued' isn't. I suggest you read a dictionary before making yourself look stupid.

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-Dan

'What did you do tonight?'

'Drank'
 
I skied with brochiatus last year, I threw up at the bottom of every run, oh yeah, I had strep at the same time!

 
maybe its cuz some of us have a shitty hill, and no snow on the ground, maybe thats why i'm not skiing.

-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.

Friend-'Dude, i just got a 130 on my iq test'

Me- 'Thats an SAT'

Friend-'Oh shit'
 
Actually i have heard the rumours as well, but they don't make any sense. For the past 7 years they had most of there team, from ostness, to wilson, etc. For the past 7 years they have been building freeskis, or snowblades. It doesn't make any sense...but then again, atomic had one of the worst starts in history, but now they are huge, so anything is possible.

-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.

Friend-'Dude, i just got a 130 on my iq test'

Me- 'Thats an SAT'

Friend-'Oh shit'
 
i didnt read the last few posts, but anyway... last marh i beleive, i didnt know i had strep (no symptoms) and skiing made made throat hurt and i was like spittin out all this water from my lungs, then iu went to the lodge and slept with a nice fever. and currently i just fought off strep without goin to the doctor, so im kinda happy, but now i got a cold

-Grant

Chicken Wang?

*Fuck El Niño*
 
stop wasting my time u fucking retards and get a life. how about u accually go out and ski and not make these stupid waste of a time posts that have no real evidence to back them up.

 
i live in new york...thats why im not skiing

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!

 
i skied with the flu, strep, bronchitus, and the black plauge all at the same time, and my limbs were all broken, so there

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
i love 30 post bitches who come on and talk big talk.

think before you start insulting people you fucking halfbred.

___________________

What's the legal drinking age in Nunavit? Or do they only serve gas?

FROSTMONKEY

 
ha I've got you all beat!!! I've skied with amputated legs, just attached the skis to my ass. I also had the flu, the bubonic plague, strep, bronchitis, the common cold, peter pan envy, cocaine withdrawl sympoms, and food poisoning.

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'the pressure builds and builds and i begin to contemplate shitting in a water bottle if i don't make it. i decided that was not an option cuz i wasn't gonna shit in my own bottle.'

pipe_munky
 
i skied with food poisoning. it doesn;t sound to vicious but i thru up 18 times in 12 hours. and it was a half day so i decided ot go skiing instead. and my ribs/abs really hurts from the the stree put on them while upchuking.

 
yah guys, i think craig would know the scoop on the whole thing...and i'm sorry that your'e sick andy!

joey: whats that?

me: i dunno

Joey: me either but it's comin back!
 
to the guys who said im stupid for spelling a word wrong...ok...your fucking more idiots than i am. i may be dumb, but your way beyond me. i dont talk shit to you when you make a typo...everyone makes a damn typo from time to time you fools. i dont read over what i typed. so next time you do a typo, im gonna call you stupid and GAY for typing a word wrong.

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
haha settle andy... dont mind them. they like to relieve stress from their own shitty lives on the brilliant people on websites like ns. they are the jerks that are making shit corrupt. we know ur actually a genius andy, not dumb, and u are one of the many inside hookups for ns.

subtle part of the ott crew
 
Andy you have like almost 2000 posts, why haven't YOU been skiing...??? Too busy talkin about it all the time in here aren't you. So stop making fun of yourself.

 
did u read that he was sick, dumbass....

god, what a dumbass...

anyways, line should fuck the team, hire some racers and go for it! i'd ride for line racing skis!! get into my downhill suit and all...

oh and yeah, typos happen u bitches, so does hitting trees so fuck off!

 
well...its kind of obvious why i have so many posts...ive been on this site allot longer than you have. i dont exactly ski everyday of the summer. i could afford 4 weeks worth of skiing...thats it.

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
i tokk a piss while sking on a cat tack

i rap like im ludicrs/ i just ate a ludifisk/ thats a type of fish/ now shut the fuk up bich/

eat poop all u haters

stevens pass is the shyt

ummmm......

davisjibsdildos sux at skiing

alright peece

am i suppose to right sumsing cool here...

 
you have made my day andy

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
im in upstate ny, and ive got 16+ inches of new snow and its still coming down

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!

 
who cares line sucks....and mike nick is a pussy. Lines aren't even real skis, you couldn't buy a turn with those fuckers on.

I had sunny side up und I had sunny side down, und I had sunny all sie vay around! - Rudi Garmisch-hot dog the movie
 
and aint volant gonna buy armada or some shit?

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
i skiied a whole season with a tumor in my humerous (thats the upper arm bone for the slow ones). it was benine tho, not cancerous, but still........

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
I want to ski soooooooo bad. but yea... I still have a broken foot - so yea. who thought a stupid little foot could put you out for 3 months? stupid feet.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
Armada is coming out with an Andy Mahre pro-model mono-ski I hear. With a Volant topsheet as the base. Ski the steel!

 
armada monoskis, haha niiice

Proud member of the Ghetto Park Builders Union local 637

'Is Butterbean okay?'

 
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