Lindsy Lohan

you're a big-boy huh?

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what a guy... YEAHHHHHH GREG TUFFELMIRE! 1260!! AHHHH!

Twelvesixty Greg T cult! join today

Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
 
haha, i know, the "shouting" at the end is funny, i won't ruin it for you

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what a guy... YEAHHHHHH GREG TUFFELMIRE! 1260!! AHHHH!

Twelvesixty Greg T cult! join today

Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
 
"I LIKE GAY PORN!!!!!!!!!"

If your life's ambition is beyond managing a McDonalds, I'd say you're aiming high.-J.D._May

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is
 
haha what the f uck....my wnidow were down and my neighbors were outside....haha i had to laugh pretty loudly

Brian
 
hahah you asshole haha my whole fam deff heard that, that was funny as shit

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
haha yea that was pretty good, its well done. ill give you that.

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just ski.
 
haha yeah i saw that a while ago and thought of postng it on NS, but you beat me to it. it's hilarious.

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"Thou who shalt drinketh of the diet dr pepper shall be dammed to hell for eternity to be raped in the postierier by large saudering irons"-1080chubs

TEAM PIZZA!
 
hah good think i read this b4 watching and had my hand on the volume

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla

 
haha

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i never wash my hands. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.- seanPISTOL

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i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses.

 
yah im glad i had headphones on that would have been awkward

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
wow... i'm in school right now... that shit was so loud... good thing i had headphones on.. but my friends next to me could still hear it.. hahaha good one.

 
damnit u got me so bad! good thing i clicked it off real fast. scared me stupid.

[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
 
BAAAHAAHHA

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliopho
bia- Fear of long words.

 
yeah my dad is in here painting the wall, and my speakers are fully blasted, then he starts yelling and my dad was like "Landis what the fuck are you listening to???"

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
good april fools trick. I had my headphones on too and i think im bleeding now

And just so conservatives don't take it to heart
I don't think Bush did it cause he isn't that smart.

_Immortal Technique
 
You must be a rich basterd to have your own cleaning lady.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
My roommates are asleep. I got suspicious by the extreme quiteness so I quickly decided to turn it off. Then I came back here to read to see if I could figure it out, and I learned that I'm smarter than the rest of you!

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
haha, I remember a couple years ago there was something similar. When you went to the site it was really loud like that and it had the picture of the guy ripping open his asshole and it just kept popping up and you couldnt stop it. I laughed.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pou
 
damn, someone give mark mcgrath my number.

-CCR-

"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."

--sean connery
 
it just says, "you cannot believe what I just heard" when I play it

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
dude, somebody showed that to this nerd at my school in the library, he freaked out cuz the whole library heard it, then for like half an hour afterwards he just muttered about how dumb and not funny it was.

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Chris talking about my sister:
I'd rather date hot shit than her.
 
hahahahaha i knew something like that was gonna happen that was so sketch that you had to turn the volume all the way up hahahaha good thing im the only one home right now

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"d
ude. i've read freeze, talked on the phone, ate pizza, and did homeowrk all at the same time... while i was taking a shit!"- seanpistol

 
^^ haha nice thats awesome about the school, i encourage all of you guys to get as many people at school or libraries to open the file

 
omy god that scared the shit outta me, good thing i had headphones on tho....

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
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