lindsay lohen as hermoine

wow.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
That was hillarios

Your dads a mother F@ucker

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

 
and nice i think im taming my dragon right now

Your dads a mother F@ucker

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

 
jimmy fallon is hot

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yah my friend didn\'t die, he just didn\'t move for like 10 minutes, I laughed.....

-Switchin_Dirty
 
insindeo...... coucheo........ stereo.

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
That wasnt funny but shes hot.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
she is so hot. i'm gonna go clean my wand now.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
i thought it was pretty funny

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
Duuuude yeah, Lindsay Lohan is hot, but actually the real Hermione (like Emma something) is also ridiculously smokingly hot. Yes. Absolutely.

Teddy

WWTJSD?
 
yeah, wtf. that was funny. and she is hot.

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- Josh Rainey

- Jackson Hole

I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas

'maybe we should stick to anal sex and fighting preggos heh?'-ellerman
 
Teddy knows where it's at, the real chick is super hot too. Linsday Lohan is finnne too.

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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the cat died enlightened.
 
She's... WOW. But I didn't really like her hair.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

It's not my life that i would've been scared for.. it's the fact that my asian parents would have went all... asian and shyte -ilovehead

You could snort ice... -My friend's mom not realizing what she just said.

Armada

 
i just saw the commercial for the movie , i wouldnt consider her smoking, but i think she has potential.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
'She's... WOW. But I didn't really like her hair'

dude, its part of the costume, your not supposed to like it.

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'...just stick your virgin musical penis into the musical vagina of the internet.' - joeengel
 
omg i read the title of the thread too fast and i thought it said 'lindsay lohan has hemorrhoid'

I dont want a large Farva!
 
the girl Emma Watson or whatever is like 14. you guys are sick.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
lol that was great!

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

The 'Post a picture of a hot girl' thread needs to end, now. It is pornographic and i don't appreciate it. It even says on this site that pictures like that need to be kept out of the forums. yet they are allowed to stay up there. It makes no sense. -Change

 
Wow, I'm stupid, thanks for setting me straight.

Hey Jesus, did you order a cab? -Robin Williams

You could snort ice... -My friend's mom not realizing what she just said.

It's all about the coke! -My woodwork teacher fully aware of what he just said.

ARMADA
 
there is a picture of her tit on the web it is sweet

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
that was funny, and lindsey lohan is bangin

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'i try to avoid my parents as much possible, i just live in their house, theyre fucken losers'

-Lateralis

bomb hills not cities
 
I saw that entire episode of SNL it was great.

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life
 
that was shity as hell

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
damn shes hot

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
i can't stop watching it. i love it soooo much.

LINDSAY LOHAN TURN 18 JULY 2ND

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
i thought she was 16 still. but ya shes a babe

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
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