Limited Edition '09 Oakley Osama Pro Model Skis

MadSteezin

MadSteezin

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Yeah so I talked to my local Oakley rep yesterday and he told me that this year Oakley is doing a limited edition re-issue of the Oakley Osama Pro Model Skis. And today I went to my local shop and hand flexed them, they've got the most jihad flex pattern ever! An employee walked up to me and told me he already got to test these babies out and that they'll knock over any towers in their way.
 
Yep, patented sand core, i have some 08's for sale (Rocket Launcher topsheet) in a 178 with FKS185 mounted 2 back from centre for a 315mm BSL if you are interested
 
yeah i heard that they were coming out with a new model next year called the twin towers. they're supposed to break easily though
 
or if you're friends with bin laden, they're his pro model so if you chill with him he will give you a cheap/free pair
 
Doesn't Oakley make Armada skis as well?

My buddy who use to live out in Breck told me that T Hall and his boys asked Oakley to front the cash to make Armada. Anybody else know of this?
 
actually you're wrong bud. the thing is, if you'd read the thread, you'd have picked up on the fact that this joke is like forever old. and definitely got way over-played along time ago. yeah, i still laughed a little when i saw the title/some of the posts, but then i was like, i dont even know why im doing this, this is lame. get an original joke... it'll be a lot better.
 
he did man they're sooooo sick, yesterday when i finally found out how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta i went dow there and hit it up. they're wicked man.
 
Osama Pros are like how do you get to the chads gap form the bottom of alta? they are part of ns history and they are both incredibly funny.
 
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no guys this is all real. the edges are made with real bullets! the sidewall is made with a thin layer of gun metal, and the topsheet is made with pure evil like the hellbents
 
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